We did it. We autotuned Kessler. You're welcome. If you're already listening, stick around for discussion of Miyazaki films, midnight livestreams and more!

iTunes link / RSS / Download (MP3)

Now for a little housekeeping: our iTunes feed is finally in working order! The podcast name, the episode descriptions, the album art: it's ALL THERE. The release dates for the first four episodes got a little bit jacked up in the process, but dude, whatever, that's internet for you. It's all smooth sailing from here!

If you're curious about that Johann Sebastian Joust game we mentioned, the official website is right here, complete with a useful video showing you what exactly the hell it is.

Thanks again for listening, guys!

Shit, I meant to email something in for this podcast, but I forgot. I'd still have time too if you hadn't moved it from Friday to Wednesday!!!!!

OH MAN HE REALLY AUTO TUNED HIM.

Kessler is autotuned, haha.

Nothing to play till Madden? Grr what the hell kind of attitude is that? How about playing whatever you feel like regardless of the game's age instead of just playing stuff on the release date.

But Yakuza 4.. you warm my heart, Matt Kessler. That's one lovable game.

these things rock go interns

Big ups on the Mystical Ninja 64 love!

@Grissefar said:

Nothing to play till Madden? Grr what the hell kind of attitude is that?

Hey! That was the joke!

damn... i was hoping the autotuned kessler would last longer than the first 3 minutes

Power-User TurboMan?

This podcast series is in my top three podcast serieseseyeshseyes of all time. 
 
You guys are sex.

really getting better guys

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I have to admit that after last week's skittish mess, this a legitimately compelling podcast without losing any of the dumb fun. I think it's more a question experience and pacing on the podcast room than the jokes or the topics.

Hey, thanks for answering my (un)charmingly garrulous email, internaduders.

Also - despite what the email says - don't feel you have to review JRPGs to win our love, Kessler. All I'm saying is that it couldn't hurt. Ouch? Sorry, I've been drinking.

Alsoalso Mystical Ninja 64 is the shit. Good choice, Ben, and nicely rescinded for something more obvious.

Good job guys! Raise your time limit beyond 30 minutes!

BEN IS NOW MY HERO FOR LOVING MYSTICAL NINJA STARRING GOEMON!

These are getting pretty great! Love the answer to the Anime Vice question.

My music was designed specifically for dance halls, so if you're not busting a move whilst listening to it you're doing something wrong. Also, much like Sonic 3 it is all written by Michael Jackson.

I haven't listened to any of the intern podcasts yet.

Now I'm gonna.

Somehow you guys outdid the podcast from last week. The unprofessional tone of this audio feature is where the real charm is. I laughed harder than the last podcast and pretty much lost my shit during the animevice e-mail. I could not agree more that the site is full of poopy face dumb heads with butts for brains. I think that out of all the entertainment mediums covered by Whiksey media anime has the highest ratio of bad to good. The disparity in quality and tastes is just so damn high that it's hard to take any anime-based communities seriously. Personally I am of the mind set that Screened should just have an anime tab and Comic Vine should have a manga tab so we can liquidate that site once and for all. I know for a fact that Alex and Ethan are totally against this but I'm never against increasing efficiency. For God sakes Comic Vine already has a ton of manga wikis that are superior to their AV counterparts in every way. Someone needs to bite the bullet and consolidate the wiki data stat. Anyways keep doing this podcast and keep making me laugh.

Commander Keen 4 is an excellent game still. Don't hate!

This will be interesting.

do you think you can submit this podcast to the Zune Marketplace or provide the RSS feed?

really getting better guys

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RSS feed!!!!!!!!! now I can listen on mediamonkey.

Awesome podcast.

@damnitsted said:

do you think you can submit this podcast to the Zune Marketplace or provide the RSS feed?

There's actually already a link to the RSS in the OP, but here it is again!

I can't decide if Kessler is better or worse when autotuned.