Today marks the two-year anniversary of my Xbox 360. This is the first ever non-nintendo console I ever owned, as well as the first console I bought with my own money. You haven't red ringed on me yet even though I keep you in the improper vertical position. Knowing my luck it will be broken tomorrow, but even if it is I will still look back and be happy with the hours of happiness you provided. So here's to you, Xbox, I'm virtually pouring one out for you, and here's to two more years.
 
I think Dolly Parton said it best, so I'll let her close it out.