Alright, I'm exhausted; even though it's only 10 pm,  I'll keep this brief: Recently I had a blog going, asking Giant Bomb to cast its vote for whether my mom would bake cake or pie for my birthday. Well cake won, by a lot. But when it came time to make this cake, my mom offered up an idea that completely did away with my specifications. Instead, she created a whole new beast. What could have been a cake, became something else entirely. It became a...