So while watching the mockbuster Battle of Los Angeles (not to be confused with the blockbuster Battle: Los Angeles), it became readily apparent that it's just not possible to let stuff this bad slide. You have to be cognoscente of how ridiculous it is. I stopped mid movie to upload this to youtube...

I mean... is anyone else saving a bullet for a jap* who thinks he is the re-in-car-na-tion of Adolph Hitler? And when in bootcamp do you learn that awesome stair parkour?

So a handful of cameras, some basic video editing tools and anyone can whip out an invasion flick? I guess what I'm getting at is, a Whiskey Media remake of ID4 starring the GB crew with special guest Will Smith (welcome to erf). With Vinny and the Tricaster can't no body hold them down. I'd even be willing to forego my membership t-shirt for that.

*I'm 90% sure he said 'chap' but... who knows.

Sick rail slide.

Japanese Hitler is the worst.

yeah doesnt the company that made this movie make Transmorphers?  like why would you make these shitty ass movies.

God, that stairs move.

@the_OFFICIAL_jAPanese_teaBAG said:

yeah doesnt the company that made this movie make Transmorphers? like why would you make these shitty ass movies.

Quote from the head of the company is in here.

God, that stairs move.

@the_OFFICIAL_jAPanese_teaBAG said:

yeah doesnt the company that made this movie make Transmorphers? like why would you make these shitty ass movies.

Quote from the head of the company is in here.

That movie has one of the best plots ever, according to Wikipedia.

In February 1942, U.S. armed forces engaged an unidentified flying object above. Now, almost 70 years later, the alien invaders have returned.

Man. 70 years later? These aliens were pissed.

@ajamafalous said:

God, that stairs move.

@the_OFFICIAL_jAPanese_teaBAG said:

yeah doesnt the company that made this movie make Transmorphers? like why would you make these shitty ass movies.

Quote from the head of the company is in here.

ugh i think i read this once...  something about them whoring off the name of popular films bothers me.  well if they get more money, more power to them?

Battle Los angeles was a terrible and boring movie to begin with.

Sick rail slide.

Impressive slide with all that equipment, but obviously it was necessarily to save precious time on that short staircase.

I enjoy such gems as Snakes on a Train and Sunday School Musical. Really though, upon closer inspection this is pretty pathetic.

Major release	Asylum's release	Year
Freddy vs. Jason	Vampires vs. Zombies	2004
King Kong	King of the Lost World	2005
War of the Worlds	H. G. Wells' War of the Worlds	2005
The Da Vinci Code	The Da Vinci Treasure	2006
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest	Pirates of Treasure Island	2006
Snakes on a Plane	Snakes on a Train	2006
Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem	AVH: Alien vs Hunter	2007
Transformers	Transmorphers	2007
I Am Legend	I Am Ωmega	2007
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull	Allan Quatermain and the Temple of Skulls	2008
High School Musical 3: Senior Year	Sunday School Musical	2008
The Day the Earth Stood Still	The Day the Earth Stopped	2008
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen	Transmorphers: Fall of Man	2009
Terminator Salvation	The Terminators	2009
Paranormal Activity	Paranormal Entity	2009
Sherlock Holmes	Sir Arthur Conan Doyle's Sherlock Holmes	2010
Piranha 3D	Mega Piranha	2010
Battle: Los Angeles	Battle of Los Angeles	2011
Thor	Almighty Thor	2011
Fast Five	200 mph	2011

@the_OFFICIAL_jAPanese_teaBAG: For the same reason we have derivative video games out there- quick cash-ins.