Wherein I bitch for the sake of bitching. These shirts are less than perfect, waaaah. Now I'll start by saying, they're on sale for $10. Which is why I'm complaining, because I can't resist the urge for commerce like an moron. I had to buy one. On paper, the shirts are mostly unobjectionable. I ignored the Kingdom Hearts shirt, because gross. I ignored the Mario Shirt, because it was horrible artwork. So here's what is left:

Dig Dug. Reasonable design, it's very pixelated. Pookah... Check, Dig Dug... Check, Highly Feminine Lavender that my cellphone doesn't emulate... Checkity Check. Now if you can pull of what is literally a little girl's shirt color (I have no beef with purple, I have purple shirts but this shit should have glitter and kitties on it) could be the best one.

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Pac-Man. Now we're talking! Pac-man love is everywhere and what better than his classic sound effect of... nom? Wait. Awesome, so not only are we taking the bullshit kitty eating meme (birthed from The Cookie Monster) and supplanting the "Wakka Wakka Wakka" that is the Pac-man's birthright but zoom in for some pro-fess-shun-al typography. That's right! "Nom-Nom Nom" because for $10 you're only getting one fucking hyphen, son.

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Pitfall. Now what could i be upset about Pitfall for!? Available in Small and XXXL. Please note this is not an exaggeration. Your options for this shirt are thinner than any video game player is likely to be or obesely housebound. A person could argue that they just ran out of the other sizes. Those people I label 'asshole'.

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Mortal Kombat. Not pictured because sold out. I'm going to pretend there was something wrong with it, though. Like Scorpion has a cowboy hat and lasso and the shirt is made out of two ply paper napkins.

And the winner is? Pac-Man. And the reason? I figure how rarely I wear a t-shirt, odds are this will be at home while playing Pacman CE DX (as well all know, the "don't wear the band shirt to the concert" rule is inverted for video games). There you go. Cheap video game t-shirts at your local Target brand stores. Get one, don't get one, whatever.