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If Dan farting out Alex causing him to pause the game isn't on the year's Best Moment list, then the 2019 GOTY is null and void.

HEEYYYYYYY, MIKEY!

I wish Mahardy was here for this.

I used to always think to myself "How do people's controllers always break or go bad?

Then I watched - or "HEARD," rather - Jason's button mash technique.

Case closed.

SLIIIIIIICK!

I've got a three-word argument as to why Tali should be resurrected:

Emergency.

Induction.

Port.

The defense rests.

If I were a betting man, I'd put a few bucks down on the prospect of Vinny convincing Alex to retcon the events of this episode, especially if he refreshes his memory on what ME3 holds in store for them.

@mrbubbles: You can also use Jacob to lead either fireteam.

@awkwardl0ser: Oh, they be fuckin'.

Coming up next on TLC: My Big, Beautiful Beefus.

See, if Dan Ryckert was around, he would've fixed that dish up with some good ol' fashioned yellow nacho cheese sauce.