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It's always nice to see my real name on a game character. Sven Two-Hammers from Skyrim is my favorite.

Let me consult the Vectronomicon. Yep, this is clever and some of the music is dope. I wishlisted it.

I'll play: There is no "uck" in Effie.

It's pronounced "DAR-bee."

Vinny: There are all these piers here.

That's because the game uses a pier-to-pier client.

I'm not Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite series on Giant Bomb.

If Ben doesn't know that cobalt is a color, not an element, then his Lab Coat will remain an impossible dream. Catch a performance of Man Of La Mancha, Ben!

I love the Science bit, actually. Thomas Dolby represent!

Never again. Congrats, guys! I really enjoy This Is The Run, especially in the bite-sized format. Keep up the good work.

Sheriff Dan arrives just after the nick of time.

Well-constructed analysis. I feel the style could have used a bit of polish; I'm sure that's why you wanted others to read it. I'd say, "Thanks for the article," but I know you'd just reply, "Don't ubermenschen it." :)