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My most insane GiantBomb dream yet

I've had some dreams about being at GB or meeting some of the GB crew, but this one was so crazy I have to write it down before I forget it. 
 
I travel from Sweden to GB HQ to meet the crew, however on my flight their I ate all the Swedish candy I was going to bribe them with so they wouldn't let me in. I tried to bribe them with Swedish gentleman's magazines instead and that almost worked, but it only got me one game with Vinny on a 50" CRT (don't remember the game we played) and I wanted to meet the others as well. So I planned a heist and needed money. I contacted Nelson Mandela under the pretense that GB was stealing food from the red cross and sold it at twice the market price. However that was a lie since the only connection between the food and GB was that GB HQ was located along the Mexican border so technically they were responsible to guard that border, but they didn't so a lot of smuggling was going on, including that food that I intercepted and used as evidence. 
 
I got 29 million dollars into my bank account from Mandela to perform my heist, however he found out I had lied to him and I had to look up some RPG rulebook or something to find out if I was about to die a quick death, slow, or a very slow and painful death. Turned out it was slow and painful so I tried to escape by bicycle through the woods without my lights on, however the cops chasing me could see in complete darkness so I ended up faking my death and escape from the ambulance. Don't remember anything after that.  
  
I wonder if this means anything...

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