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Jeff's dice math bit is killing me.

@dimgrieves: Hello fellow Kansan! I stand corrected! Can we at least agree they aren't called "horse apples" like another commenter suggested? That's something totally different around here! XD

I'm from Kansas and I've never heard anyone call those green brainy things crab apples. Pretty sure that's just a Dan thing.

@alex Your Pixies "Debaser" reference did not go unnoticed. Thank you for that.

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Fellow Kansan here. Can confirm - QuikTrip food is legit.

I'm a never-bare and I'm proud. Socks all the time for life!