So yeah, Top Gear is awesome, so here are my thoughts.  Maybe I just suck for not making something insightful about the games industry, but who cares right?

Here are my thoughts throughout the episode as accurately as I can recreate it

• Woah man British touring car races look awesome!
• HAHAHAHAHAH, a tube that allows women to pee in a car.  That thing looks like a pea shooter mixed with a pen cap.  Who would buy that as a CHristmas present?
• THIS IS HILARIOUS RICHARD FELL
• Huh, red wine made by car manufacturers?
• That Tesla looks badass!!!!
• Oh its the most impractical thing ever
• Woah Tom Jones is the guest.  His Welsh accent is so unlike his singing voice.
• HAHAHA he is so slow at driving
• Dude hes gonna break Fifth Gear's record for jumping a car in a caravan!!!
• Oh damn, they didnt
• Woah awards show.
• LOL I forgot about that dance that Jay Kay did after winning the rcord
• Oh yeah I didn't realize Jeremy Clarkson injures his neck so much
• Oh yeah Jeremy looked so pathetic talking to that American girl
• Oh great another electric car
• wait a minute?? This doesn't make someone look like a dick for driving it.
• It has its own hydrogen fuel cell??
• Jay Leno says this will save the supercar???
• James agrees????
• THIS IS THE GREATEST CAR EVER!!!!
• Ah man the episode is over
• NOOOOOO NO MORE TOP GEAR FOR TWO WEEKS!!!
• Oh badass, the next episode is gonna be in Vietnam