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#1  Edited By Fait622

Tomorrow I will take one last test that will dictate the rest of my life, and video games are going to give me an edge.


First some back story, after college I decided I wanted to changer carers from working in the construction industry (I do not recommend it) to becoming a federal Air Traffic Controller. So, now I've gone back to school to learn these sorts of things, passed with flying colors and in less than 24 hours I will take the federal governments Air Traffic Standard Aptitude Test (AT-SAT).

Much like the SAT that we all took in high school, it's not the kind of thing you can study for. It's built not to test how well you can memorize a book, but how fast your brain works. There will be the standard analogies, psych, and maths to be sure. But some of the most grueling portions of the test are the simulations, screenings and planning tests; and these are built like games, turns out I've been training to be an air traffic controller my whole life.......who knew?

These games not only test how well you can plan ahead, how quickly you can make decisions and how well you can shake off a mistake, but also your dexterity with a mouse and keyboard. Shit, Starcraft 2 may have been the greatest investment I have ever made! People tell me that the AT-SAT is not really about aptitude at all, but it's more of a stress test. Awesome! I don't see how doing 20 min of simulated ATC (basically working with a computer to tell planes how to go where they want to go) can possibly compare to the stress of a 20 min match against a human opponent that knows every inch of the map and wants nothing more than to beat you badly.

The only handicap that gaming might have given me is the dreaded rage quit. Parts of this test is designed to fuck you, deliberately and unavoidably, just to see how you react to an emergency. The reasoning being that if you are controlling traffic and someone crashes and dies, even if it was your fault, the other planes in the sky did not magically go away and it's still your job to control them until you are relieved. So I just need to resist my urge after a screw up to quit and start over, no such thing tomorrow.

So, one more test to see if I am good enough for the job of my dreams and I have been training for this through 18 years of gaming? 

Achievement Unlocked - I got this shit 
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#2  Edited By Fait622

I see a lot of comments about market exposure and the size of the respective fan bases for the games in question. I don't really see how that is relevant, the OP wasn't asking which week would be bigger (which there is no doubt "Portal Kombat" will win that fight) he asked which week would be better, and that is entirely a matter of opinion. I personally am more excited about this week because LA Noir and the Witcher 2 appeal to me and Portal 2 and Mortal Kombat do not. 

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#3  Edited By Fait622
@RudeJohn: For someone who dose not whore achievements you sure do have an awful distaste for achievement whores. I know how you feel, I am the same way with television; I hate the shit I don't watch so much that I hate anyone that would dare watch it without ever considering that it just may be their version of a hobby to take their minds off of their terrible jobs

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I decided that I want to get some extra life out of the games I have already in my arsenal by trying to S-rank some of those that I enjoyed the most and looked possible. I started with Assassin's Creed II because, hey it was easy and I realized I only needed 3 more. Then I did ME2 because it may be my favorite game ever and it was fun. 


Then the wheels started to come off a bit. 

It started with Stacking. I had played Stacking, enjoyed it and never thought of it again......until I was bored and started on my  self imposed S-rank quest. Long story short I actually bought DLC for the sake of my Gamerscore. Don't get me wrong, the Lost Hobo King was fun and appropriately cockney, but I still bought it for those extra 50 points.

I started a second run of Darksiders and Dead Space in an effort to S-rank them but just kind of got bored of them during their respective second play-through's 

And now I have started Borderlands, and fuck that shit in its stupid ear. What really kills me is that the achievements for the box game where actually entertaining, a fun challenge or just a silly bit of nonsense. But the DLC has the most diabolical achievements that I have attempted in gaming. The Underdome pack is in no way fun, it is clearly meant to be attempted in groups of four serious players, and even then the last 3 arenas will take you at least 3-4 hours each with no option for STOPPING, honestly who thought that was a good idea? This is my envisioning of the meeting:

Randy Pitchford: OK guys, Mad Moxxi's Underdome! What do we have so far?
Some Dude: Standard horde mode stuff so far, sir.
Randy Pitchford:OK, any quests?
Other Dude:Just the one, sir  
Randy Pitchford:Wait, wait, wait, how are we going to sell DLC with only one quest?
Some Dude:Well, we where thinking of just making the last 3 stages really hard and tedious.....like take 4 hours per stage.
Randy Pitchford:Wow, sounds hardcore! How many save points?
Other Dude:None, sir!
Randy Pitchford:Won't that make it almost un-doable for  the vast majority of our customers?    
Some Dude:.......We......hadn't thought of that, sir
Random Asshole: Hey, Randy, you know what I was thinking? Fuck those guys.
Randy Pitchford:.......That's the best idea I've heard all week! Ship it!

And that's the story of the first Kwanzaa.

But really, I don't get the whole idea of building entertainment products that are that frustrating, I play games to relax dammit!

Because I have made this post too long for the internet already I'll not get started on the Claptrap Revolution achievements (which also sucked). But, what do you guys think, how big is the sweet spot between too easy and fucking infuriating when it comes to achievement packages? 
   


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#5  Edited By Fait622
@WoodenPlatypus: You sir, are an idea man, and I respect that.
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#6  Edited By Fait622

For me it was/is Dynasty Warriors, I have only bought 3 of the games in the series but I know enough to be ashamed of that

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@Axxol:
Ha! Now we're getting back into the spirit of my original post
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#9  Edited By Fait622

OK, this topic has taken a turn from the Land of Irony, filled with jokes and handjobs, to Responsibility-burg, populated with car-payments and solemn soul searching. 

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#10  Edited By Fait622
@PenguinDust: True for most people, but she has the attention span of a puppy

@Jasta: No, she never gets mad, but almost all women would rather have you prefer to spend time with them.