"Who is he?" The child asked, while pointing at a portrait of a rather handsome man that clearly radiates an aura of great importance. "That, my son, is your grandfather." his father answered. Then the child asked "Why haven't I heard of him?" and after a short break his father said "I'm sorry that I have not mentioned him before, I have not been able to. Some day you will hear of his tales. Mark my words. All I can say though, is that he is the most important blogger the internet have ever been touched by." He continued, "He was known as... Foggel. Blogger of undeniable greatness. I am not worthy to speak of him, but one day I will." A tear broke free of his left eye, "... one day I will." 

Onwards! 
I always forget to update my status, and I never get past 3 days. Damn you, nonfunctional memory! One day I will get my revenge... somehow.