FuzMel

As a fan of complete originality, I'll probably play this portalesque title.

Ooooh the Jedi are gonna feel this one...

We might as well be shooting flowers at it? The fook?
 
Crazy ass looking mechs and terrible script. Sega's making a bonafide Japanese gamemaking comeback

AAAH BABIES!!!

Fucking dammit! I'm defecting to PC and Microsoft drove me to do it!

I swear Microsoft is so fucking greedy that anyone who tries to widen out their gamers' playing experience gets shat in the mouth. I hate that god damn company. I'm selling my 360 after Reach gets boring.

What's funny is that I can have motion sensing with the Wii and it's still effing cheaper. Probably works better too since they came out with it first. Stupid Microsoft stepping on everybody's toes.

Good gravy thank you for these, T-shirts don't really fit with the theme but they're still cool to have.

80. Botany was well received and you could become famous after picking enough flowers. 
81. Blacking out after a campfire was the fastest way to travel.