g805ge

"If there was a point to the movie, it went over my head. It was a pretty good movie, all around, I liked the characters, but if there was a message to be heard, I didn't hear it. By the ending I was left bewildered, thinking "Was I supposed to take something away from this?" I didn't even know it was a book, and I've never read it. Perhaps that's why I don't appreciate the movie."

"that dude is just trying to justify the way they give good reviews to crappy games on their show because it makes them money."

"jagt707 said:

"Tarsier said:

"that dude is just trying to justify the way they give good reviews to crappy games on their show because it makes them money."

Says the dude who doesn't know how to capitalizehow the first word they write {or type} in their sentences. *Sigh*, Gamers are indeed whiny morons."

Bullshit ad hominem arguments will get you nowhere, especially since you're barely above him on the scale of grammatical retardation. And you're both plebes compared to anyone who has passed an actual English class once in their lifetimes. If you're going to assault his opinion, do it without assaulting him personally."

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The man is a snarky sensationalist who's just going to make the gaming industry worse.

Don't be stupid. A single reviewer isn't going to have any effect on the industry at all. You entire post is full of shining logic such as this. How am I to take you any more seriously than Yahtzee when you say things that are obviously meant to appeal to peoples emotions more than their intellect?"

"I wouldn't really call Yahtzee a reviewer....more like a commentator.

If the point of the video is comedy more than anything then it's not really an accurate review. But...he gets his point across."

"g805ge said:

"I like the game but it's not one of my favorites. He called anyone the plays the game competively fanboys. You think people don't have the right to have angry for him to insult people who like SSBB like that?

You must be a Yahtzee fanboy."

See, somehow, I knew this was going to stem from his SSBB review, like most of the bile people spew at him is from.  And you know what?  He's fucking right about all of it.  The SSB franchise is nothing more than a huge button-masher, and it's completely pointless.  All the competitive fanboys that drool over that hunking pile of shit are the same kinds of guys that fail to excel at something like Samurai Showdown or SFII, and so they have to find something retardedly simple in order to "make a competition" off of.

And if you are competing on SSB, you might as well jerk each other off and see who busts a nut first...because it takes about the same amount of effort and creates about the same level of mess.

And it IS bullshit that you have to unlock characters for a fucking party game!!!  Same goes for every Mario Party game (although I liked 8 as a "nothing else to play" game).

I thought all of this shit BEFORE he reviewed SSBB, but he finally said what I couldn't put into words nearly as well.

And just for a quick bit of curiosity:  if you hate the fucker so much, why do you watch his reviews?  Do you like kicking yourself in the nuts so you can look at the bruises too?

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"g805ge said:

"Yahtzee = ultimate douchebag.

The most condescending asshole on the planet and yet many fanboys on earth praise him as the messiah of gaming criticism....FUBAR! The cunts insults the people who like the games he hates and people stand up for this guy? Then optimistic gamers might as well be fanboys."

You must be a Smash Bros. fanboy."

Yahtzee = ultimate douchebag.

The most condescending asshole on the planet and yet many fanboys on earth praise him as the messiah of gaming criticism....FUBAR! The cunts insults the people who like the games he hates and people stand up for this guy? Then optimistic gamers might as well be fanboys.

Who do you think made a better review of Bionic Commando Rearmed?

Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw or Jeff Gerstmann?