HandsomeDead

When they were all over the news, I enjoyed seeing them constantly referred to as British Petrolium to divert the attention away from the fact it's a multi-national and the disaster was almost completely the fault of Americans. They'll be back.

Whigfield - Saturday Night

No.

The kind of person who is influenced to enter the army after playing a video game like Battlefield 3 deserves to die in Iraq fighting to protect my freedom.

I stopped doing it after I found out it was a sign of homosexuality and used by gays to find others who share their inclinations.

Yeah, that fat kid at the front is really creepy.

@Bucketdeth said:

@HandsomeDead said:

@Bucketdeth

Turkey bacon is the route to go.

Get the fuck away from me.

Come on, I know you want it smothered all over your body.

If you're going to have bacon; have bacon. If you're going to have turkey; have turkey. Don't mix the two into one creation.

Turkey bacon is the route to go.

At this point, I feel that they shod stop being Die Hard movies and just be John McClane movies. The last one was fun if pointlessly tame so I hope this one is back to being an 18.

His Macho Man is amazing. OOOOOOOH YEEEEEEEEAHH