I went to an eye exam today.  I used to have a male optometrist, so I never thought of this.  But now I have a good-looking, female, Korean optometrist in her 30s.  When I sit in the chair she sits in front of me and has to roll her chair close to me to adust the lens apparatus (that thing they put in front of your face with all the lenses in it).  Anyway, she sits with her legs apart to be close enough and her thighs touch my knees.  (Well, not really.  The inner parts of her knees touch the outer parts of my knees.)

She's not coming on to me.  Her facial expression looks like it's a routine she's done a thousand times.  I just never knew an eye exam could be kind of erotic.  Has anyone else had a similar experience?

Maybe it's habit for her. That's would be interesting if that happened to me.

Well when you put it like that... wait no, dear god no, eye exams suck!

Yeah kind of, but not really.
 
Also lol
 
Also "Optometrist"

My optician was a fat man who was balding and could only speak Mandarin (Cantonese here) so...no it wasn't.
 
Oh jeez...

when i go to the dentist i'll suck on their fingers and give em a wink

well you know the door is closed, and it's just you and them, it's dark, they scoot uncomfortably close, and shine a light in your eye for like 5 minutes. 

I Lol'ed  
But yes, eye exams are smexy sometimes :D 

Or was that your reaction to being close to a girl.

What you described sounds like a setup for some porno.

"Or was that your reaction to being close to a girl. "

No.... The only eye exams I've ever gotten have been given by fat, old, woman in their late 40s. 
 
Come to think of it, I've never had a hot doctor/nurse, period. And I've been to more doctors than most people. 

" Doctor: "This one or...this one?"

Me: "...Wait do it again."
 
Doctor: "*sigh* Ok. This one or...this one?"
 
Me: "I DON'T KNOW! THEY LOOK THE EXACT SAME TO ME!" "

" Her facial expression looks like it's a routine she's done a thousand times. "

" @TheMustacheHero said:

" Doctor: "This one or...this one?"

Me: "...Wait do it again."
 
Doctor: "*sigh* Ok. This one or...this one?"
 
Me: "I DON'T KNOW! THEY LOOK THE EXACT SAME TO ME!" "

That is exactly what happened to me.  My eye doctor got pissed the second time I did that.  So, I settled on one.  The fucker tricked me and switched them without telling me, so of course we had to start at square one. "

" @insouciant said:

" Her facial expression looks like it's a routine she's done a thousand times. "

Awwwwwww yeahhhhhh. "

I'm usually just worried about failing the test.

Funnily enough, I thought this exact same thing last time I went. Besides some twink who worked downstairs, it was like the Stepford Wives up there.

I feel the same way about female dental hygienists. Such a turn on to have her lips on yours, and then when she pulls your pants off...wow. Maybe I've been going to the dentist wrong.

"I feel the same way about female dental hygienists. Such a turn on to have her lips on yours, and then when she pulls your pants off...wow. Maybe I've been going to the dentist wrong. "

" I feel the same way about female dental hygienists. Such a turn on to have her lips on yours, and then when she pulls your pants off...wow. Maybe I've been going to the dentist wrong. "

Yes, any kind of exam can be erotic with an attractive female. I remember when I was having heart stuff done, and they rubbed this warm blue goo all over my chest, mmmmm.

I like it when they put that thing in your ear for checkups
 
the light thing

rofl at this thread!  
 
Nah i don't find it no way near sexual... FECK ME! i hate eye tests.... Although few years back my dentist... mmm mmm devine! lol but the fucker inflicted to much pain on my gums so i hate him too!!! 

i kind of have a story like that. when i was younger i had a girl get on me to put in the drops to make my pupal bigger. she was on me leaning towards my face. after she finally got them in she got off and said that wasn't so hard now was it.

.....
 
 
You Sir,
Need a Girlfriend.

" @insouciant:   I know this is the Off Topic forum...but dude, this is a site about video games. "

Physical contact  = sex?

" Physical contact  = sexy "

@DanielJW said:

" @ScrappyDoo said:

" @insouciant:   I know this is the Off Topic forum...but dude, this is a site about video games. "

MB's alternate account?  On topic, I haven't found the actual eye exam erotic, no.  Though I do find glasses incredibly sexy. "

lol

YES! I also find college exams slightly erotic... which could be the reason why i fail!

Only when they dilate my pupils and blast my eyes with air. It's like they're eye-fucking me blind. I can't get off any other way.

I'm sure I'd find it erotic as well-if my mum wasn't paranoid enough to go inside the room with me. :(

" You creepy pervert...  PS: Please don't PM me in future.  "

" @insouciant:   I know this is the Off Topic forum...but dude, this is a site about video games. "

It's amazing how threads like these get the most attention.

Can you see better with A....or B...A...B . Yeah I get a erection just thinking about it.

Some one should right a short story based on this thread. Awesome thread!

Strangely enough, I once found them funny.
 
I remember about two years back, I had an eye exam. For some bizarre reason I felt like laughing all the time and I had to try and hold it in. I think it may have just been nerves causing it though (as strange as that may sound).
 
It was an uncomfortable experience and I felt bad about it.

It sounds like you're just excited by any form of female contact.
 
You need to get laid, my good man.

" i kind of have a story like that. when i was younger i had a girl get on me to put in the drops to make my pupal bigger. she was on me leaning towards my face. after she finally got them in she got off and said that wasn't so hard now was it. "

Never been to an eye exam so i wouldnt know, my dentist is hot as fuck though... shame all dentists are bastards

No. The orthodontist is the most erotic. The doctors get behind your head to work on you and have their boobs pushing all over your head.

What.