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Does Anyone Else Think Eye Exams Are Erotic?

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I went to an eye exam today.  I used to have a male optometrist, so I never thought of this.  But now I have a good-looking, female, Korean optometrist in her 30s.  When I sit in the chair she sits in front of me and has to roll her chair close to me to adust the lens apparatus (that thing they put in front of your face with all the lenses in it).  Anyway, she sits with her legs apart to be close enough and her thighs touch my knees.  (Well, not really.  The inner parts of her knees touch the outer parts of my knees.)

She's not coming on to me.  Her facial expression looks like it's a routine she's done a thousand times.  I just never knew an eye exam could be kind of erotic.  Has anyone else had a similar experience?

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@Linkyshinks said:
" @Baillie said:
" @TinaWood said:
" You creepy pervert...  PS: Please don't PM me in future.  "
lol, what's happened here then? "
 I'd like to know also... "
This has peaked my curiosity. I want to know too!
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@Coombs said:
" .....   You Sir, Need a Girlfriend. "
Well, he's getting close. After all, he was about 4 inches away from having what would qualify as sex.
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Was she staring into your eyes a lot too?  That's how you know they're diggin what you got.  I bet with that giant lens apparatus hanging infront of your face that it took all her strength to not jump your bones - those things make anyone look good.

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look at her... looking at the lens with that jaded look, not paying attention to me, asking which one is clearer... oh my goodness I must have her!

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@HandsomeDead said:
" Funnily enough, I thought this exact same thing last time I went. Besides some twink who worked downstairs, it was like the Stepford Wives up there. "
How do you know that young man was gay?
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@SpikeSpiegel said:

" @Linkyshinks said:

" @Baillie said:
" @TinaWood said:
" You creepy pervert...  PS: Please don't PM me in future.  "
lol, what's happened here then? "
 I'd like to know also... "
This has peaked my curiosity. I want to know too! "
haha gossip is a-brewin'! but seriously I can get a decent idea and to be honest, I don't really need to know the full details. This kind of snooping never ends well for anyone involved.
EDIT: also avatar with yourself in it as a girl... Sorry but on a general forum on a videogame website that's likely to be populated by teenagers and guys who aren't getting any in a loooong time, you've got to expect some kind of terrible halfassed flirting!
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Eye exams are not erotic, physicals are.

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*Sigh* 
 
Sweetheart....you need to get some.

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I was expecting a funny story on this thread, but this is just kinda sad. But to reply to your question, no, eye exams piss me off.

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Because there is no bigger turn on that having someone blow puffs of air into your eye!  Wait, no, eye exams are terrible man.
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@RandomHero666 said:

"... shame all dentists are bastards "

 It honestly seems that way. Same with RNs and DRs... They start out all happy-go-lucky; somewhere down the line they seem to have to take a course in Bastardry 101.
 
Edit: And I don't mean the propagation of illegitimate children.
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OP is a pervert.

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@GreggD said:
" @HandsomeDead said:
" Funnily enough, I thought this exact same thing last time I went. Besides some twink who worked downstairs, it was like the Stepford Wives up there. "
How do you know that young man was gay? "
I don't. He just had a twinky appearance.
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No.

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@ScrappyDoo said:
" @insouciant:   I know this is the Off Topic forum...but dude, this is a site about video games. "
You're obviously new to Giant Bomb. This forum is about (in correct order): 
  1. Events of one's Love Life
  2. Hamburgers
  3. Avatar is bullshit
  4. Videogames.
Welcome to the website, chump.
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@Linkyshinks:  I agree with you but thats the situation (at least not to the point of harrassment...) On a public internet website, you're bound to have horny kids or lonely pervs who are going to take that as an occasion to flirt. It's sad, but it happens. If you deny this, go on any beautiful girls' hosted vblog on youtube and tell me it isn't plagued by at least 50% of comments pertaining to her good looks. 
I'm sorry if i offended you or anyone else but thats my honest opinion. it's despicable, but it happens.
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Haircuts and going to the dentist have the same effect on me if the woman is attractive.

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Do you start to get a hard feeling?

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@Video_Game_King said:
" @Coombs said:
" .....   You Sir, Need a Girlfriend. "
Well, he's getting close. After all, he was about 4 inches away from having what would qualify as sex. "
Unfortunately about twice as far away as he needed to be... ZING!!!!
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Dude if you got a boner that would be SO AWKWARD

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Man I know when I have to put my face up to that huge metal lens thing I'm totally turned on. It's especially hot when they blow air in your eye or make you look at a bright light.

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...nope.
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@Geno said:
" Dude if you got a boner that would be SO AWKWARD "
Or maybe not. It's only natural for a man to love woman. They could just jump into each other with some majestic music playing in the background. Swift, love in motion. A tiger in space.
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@HandsomeDead said:
" @GreggD said:
" @HandsomeDead said:
" Funnily enough, I thought this exact same thing last time I went. Besides some twink who worked downstairs, it was like the Stepford Wives up there. "
How do you know that young man was gay? "
I don't. He just had a twinky appearance. "
Fair enough.
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@Hamst3r said:
"Only when they dilate my pupils and blast my eyes with air. It's like they're eye-fucking me blind. I can't get off any other way. "
lol
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I just think eyes are erotic. Y'know, like when they're just floating in a jar of formaldehyde solution?
 
God, I'm getting antsy just typing this.

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@TinaWood said:
" You creepy pervert...  PS: Please don't PM me in future.  "
Oh snap!
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@Vito_Raliffe said:
" Yes, any kind of exam can be erotic with an attractive female. I remember when I was having heart stuff done, and they rubbed this warm blue goo all over my chest, mmmmm. "
I just recently found out who is in your Avatar and my mind is blown...
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@Baillie
@Linkyshinks
@SpikeSpiegel

Since you three were curious, I made another topic about why TinaWood called me a pervert and told me not to PM her in the future.  But then I was chastised for it and my topic was deleted by Hamz.  It was also suggested that I should have posted it as a reply in the original topic, so here it is.

I checked Tina's profile and it said she liked Animal Crossing: City Folk.  I used to be addicted to that game so I PM'ed her: "I like Animal Crossing: City Folk too.  Do you still play it?"  Then she read this post about erotic eye exams and made her conclusion.

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This is what happens when the baby batter hits the brain. Everything gets all tit shaped. 
 
 
 
I prescribe a one wank a day minimum. Trust me. I'm a doctor.

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Having an avatar of the opposite sex (fictional or otherwise) is a turn on for me. 
 
Oh crap, did I just post? OH.... AUGHH...  NNGGHH!!
 
zzZZZzzzzZzzZZZZzz

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Only when they unzip my pants and begin rubbing my junk... Oh the things that go on in my mind.
 
No, i don't find any sort of exam erotic...

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I can see it. I wouldn't be turned on by it, but I can see how it could be somewhat erotic.

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@Snail said:

" @ScrappyDoo said:

" @insouciant:   I know this is the Off Topic forum...but dude, this is a site about video games. "

You're obviously new to Giant Bomb. This forum is about (in correct order): 
  1. Events of one's Love Life
  2. Hamburgers
  3. Avatar is bullshit
  4. Videogames.
Welcome to the website, chump.
"
Well actually, the type of forums that catch the attention of 90% of the GiantBomb users are: "Girlfriend Issue Threads" and I'm beginning to notice the "What Turns You On Threads."  get a good amount attention. Prime example, these: 
 http://www.giantbomb.com/forums/off-topic/31/dating-two-girls-at-once-any-tips/262025/#167 
  http://www.giantbomb.com/forums/off-topic/31/girlfriend-issues/268170/#21  
 http://www.giantbomb.com/forums/off-topic/31/should-you-dump-your-high-school-girlfriend/257755/#28 
 http://www.giantbomb.com/forums/off-topic/31/had-my-first-kiss-today/243695/#109 
 http://www.giantbomb.com/forums/off-topic/31/touching-a-girls-shoulder/235397/#98 
 http://www.giantbomb.com/forums/off-topic/31/i-think-im-in-love-with-a-40-year-old-woman/266572/#37 
Those are the "Girlfriend Issue Threads" ^^^^ 
 
As for the "What Turns You On Threads," I only notice one but it sure got a lot of comments.
 
http://www.giantbomb.com/forums/off-topic/31/girls-with-bangs/378359/#90
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@Kou_Leifoh: That subject is included in the "Events of one's love life" section.