I actually started writing this a bit ago but then the page freaked out and I lost it all, so I get to retype my harrowing Starcraft story. Yay. By the way, people, I don't recommend clicking the three slanted lines in the bottom right of the text field when creating a blog post. You'd think it'd make the text area bigger, but it just endlessly loaded and I lost all mah words.  Also this text window isn't liking me either and won't scroll down when I get to the bottom, so unfortunately my epic story about my friend and I playing the original starcraft against bots and having some super dramatic harrowing shit go down will go untold. Long story short, 

I am confuse.

Me too. :(

wait so from what I can gather you played starcraft against bots with some other dude, you had 1 unit left and he had like 13 and you turned it around?

" Me too. :( "

" Me too. :( "

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Wellllll, it looks like this post is so genius not even the mods OR staff can comprehend it. For the sake of preserving the best, I am going to lock this down.