• LaserJesus posted a message on the post Guest Column: On Monsters, Role Playing, and Blackness.

    @xoxogossipgita: This is amazing

  • LaserJesus posted a message on the post Guest Column: On Monsters, Role Playing, and Blackness.

    Great article!Solas is the worst. Even to Elven Inquisitors. Maybe especially to Elven Inquisitors. I played as an Elf lady and he keeps his bullshit just enough under wraps until you get deep enough ...

  • LaserJesus posted a message in the forum topic Thank you Austin, and so long.. on the Austin Walker board

    Austin, the time you've been at Giant Bomb has been the best this site has been in years. You're leaving some big shoes to fill. The way you gelled so well with the rest of the staff, especially Vinn...

  • LaserJesus posted a message on the post The Giant Beastcast - Episode 56 (Premium).

    Thanks for everything Austin! GLHB!

  • LaserJesus posted a message on the post E3 2016: Let's Have a Philosophical Discussion About Pokémon Sun/Moon.

    Between the Sony conference and Popplio, Giant Bomb's editorial position as a website appears to be "Fight the entire internet."Giant Bomb will, of course, be victorious.

  • LaserJesus posted a message on the post Metal Gear Scanlon V - Part 26.

    @johnymyko said: whoooMan, I miss dumb stuff like this. I bet Vinny's way too busy for this sort of stuff, but man stuff like this and the Too Human video are classics.

  • LaserJesus posted a message on the post Clocking Out: Camera Angles and Other Emotional Trickery.

    Whenever I think of video games that have made me feel dread, the one video game that comes to mind isn't any horror game, it's pretty much any tactical mission from the original X-Com.It's not just ...

  • LaserJesus posted a message on the post Random PC Game: Omikron.

    And he was alright, the band was altogetherYes he was alright, the song went on foreverAnd he was awful niceReally quite out of sightAnd he sang all night long

  • LaserJesus posted a message on the post Swery65's Top 10 Games of 2015.

    This industry needs SWERY now and forever.

  • LaserJesus posted a message on the post Giant Bomb's Game of the Year 2015: Day Two (Premium).

    Oh god, Friday's podcast is going to be 8 hours.

  • LaserJesus posted a message on the post Quick Look: Euro Fishing.

    The only time I have ever been fishing I managed to get a fishing hook through my own ear when I tried to cast the line.

  • LaserJesus posted a message in the forum topic What is the first Fallout game you ever played?. on the Fallout board

    I started with Fallout 1. I had played Baldur's Gate 1 and 2 but missed out on Fallout when it came out the first time. I made friends with a guy who was super into it and first played it in 2005. Wha...

  • LaserJesus posted a message in the forum topic Giant Bomb East: Choose Our Own Adventure: Episode 2!. on the General Discussion board

    Life is StrangeAt least finish out the first episode.

  • LaserJesus posted a message on the post VinnyVania: Super Castlevania IV.

    Finally we get to Castlevania games that are actually good.

  • LaserJesus posted a message on the post Metal Gear Scanlon V - Part 06.

    Man I want one of them to tell Drew that he'll be able to put an underbarrel shotgun on an assault rifle later if he researches that S1000 and then he'll have everything he wants.

  • LaserJesus posted a message on the post Metal Gear Scanlon V - Part 05.

    Throwing people off of edges is so much fun. Whenever I'm on an FOB mission and they have really bad security team staff I throw them into the ocean instead of fultoning them.If this makes me a bad p...

  • LaserJesus posted a message on the post Metal Gear Scanlon V - Part 04.

    Watching this series is showing me so many places that I can find material containers I need.

  • LaserJesus posted a message on the post Quick Look: Persona 4: Dancing All Night.

    People who say Jeff is too jaded have never heard him get PUMPED about Izanagi's cyber-bass.

  • LaserJesus posted a message on the post Metal Gear Scanlon V - Part 02.

    @danryckert Your description of Weird Science is 100% accurate, and I'm not even joking. You summarized that movie perfectly.

  • LaserJesus posted a message on the post Quick Look: UBERMOSH.

    A year ago I slept through the midterm of one of my journalism classes and it was one of those professors that refused to give retakes.Somehow I got an A in that class.In other words, same