Fuck the creature stage.

Fuck being a herbivore on the creature stage.

Fuck walking for an hour to find pointless upgrades which are never quite advanced enough to make friends beyond that piss ant group of douchebags that surround your first nest.

Fuck dancing like a prick in front of about 15 different species of creatures just for them to better you by about 3 millimetres on that bastard friend gauge.

Fuck accidentally walking into enemy territory every 10 seconds and never being quite fast enough to run, nor quite tough enough to fight.

And finally, fuck the fact that I can't seem to give this shit up. Will Wright is one twisted, evil genius, motherfucker...