Holy fucking balls, my downloads are going painfully fucking slow.
This is like being fatally wounded, only to have the paramedics come rushing towards the person beside you. I know I'm exaggerating, but fuck, 33 minutes?
All I know is that it would have something to do with detectives. Someone would wear a trench coat for the intended purposes of keeping dry in the rain and looking like they belong in a noir film. Every character would smoke. The lighting would actually be bright enough to see things, and if someone even jokingly suggested Shakycam I would literally have the skin flayed from their ribs and leave their body on set the next morning as a warning.
Just from their ribs? Because, I mean, the thighs are where you're going to get the best meat.
@jacksmedulla: I know you're being sarcastic, but I can't tell if the lean is in my favour or against. Either way, if people cared more about video games rather than bollocks like this, at least there'd be less depression and heartache in the world.
I remember back when I bought Half-Life 2 eight years ago (and didn't have an internet connection), it made me hate Gabe Newell. I still haven't played it.
I guess it turns out he's a pretty neat guy, though.
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