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#1  Edited By martellus

so... I sent SWERY a message on twitter asking him if he wanted to set up a kickstart.com account to fund his next project.  I'll let everyone know if i hear back from him.  lets keep our fingers crossed that carbon-neutral games fan community can help publish this thing!

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#2  Edited By martellus

Ok! i'm gunna try setting up a kickstart page for him 

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#3  Edited By martellus

i have all sorts of questions. but they're mostly about itagake's lady friends 

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#4  Edited By martellus

this looks fantastic, but also like it would be really easy to fuck up making this game awesome.  I want this game to come out and be exactly what it promises, I want that so bad.  But i'm not sure that its likely that that will happen.

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#5  Edited By martellus

As much as I want this game, I kinda wish that they had shown some of the "big battle" stuff, like in BF2.  Also, I know this is a dumb concern, but the whole tectonic plates thing, A) makes me think of fracture, and B) seems like it might turn into a game play mechanic, which would be fine, as long as its only a minor one.  I wanna see the game stand on the merits of its combat.  not its terrain deformation.

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#6  Edited By martellus
@teh_pwnzorer said:
" @CaptainObvious said: 
@MarkWahlberg said: 
@melcene said:   Most of the games I play are either fairly abstract (chess or Go) or involve killing -- partly because, I suppose, I need to satisfy my need for abstraction and killing.  So... "
You didn't reply to me.  But really, fuck it, you can assume that these games are just sex sims, it just means that you're missing out on playing some of the best western RPGs in a long time.   And this isn't what I want to talk about.  Instead, I think we should consider your claims that violent video games satisfy a different desire than that satisfied by go or chess.  In a very shallow sense, the two categories could be thought of as separate, but in reality, Go and Chess are both just war games with more abstract graphics.  Therefore, it seems to me that it would be much more accurate to say that you satisfy your abstract desire for combat on two different levels with these two types of games; in one sense you seek to exercise your strategic mind (focusing on the long-term war, and on overarching plans) with games like Go and Chess, and to exercise your tactical, minute-to-minute mind with real-time combat simulations.  Which is sorta what makes this whole discussion so fucking dumb, since Mass Effect 2 has an incredible combat element. 
Two other things: where do you find time to play all of these games; what with all the massive amounts of sex you are having?  and We should play Go some time; my roommate doesn't play, and the rest of the time my friends and I are busy.
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#7  Edited By martellus
@teh_pwnzorer:  
 
Clearly sir, you are the only man on the internet who has ever had sex.  What is it like? I understand that there is shouting and moaning involved? What is a clitoris and where can I find it?  Also, I would like to take a moment to congratulate you for your screen name.  the 'leet-speak,' the redundant -er; these are what really shine a light on your vast 'internet cred.'  You are clearly a god among men.  In fact, as I typed this, my girlfriend walked into the room, saw your comment, and immediately broke up with me because now she realizes that there are true 'manly-men' in the world.  
 
In summary: no one is impressed by your dick-headed internet self-aggrandizing.
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#8  Edited By martellus
@Jayzilla: Hell yes it is, did you not see the title of the thread? there was very little hope for this not to be awesomely nonsensical.
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#9  Edited By martellus

I dont think any of us are considering the power of QUICKHITS!

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#10  Edited By martellus
@BlastProcessing:  That was really funny, i disagree, but still, it was really really funny.