My outlandish weekend in a list of loves and hates because I have a migraine and can only think in bullet point segments. I apologize in advance for possible incoherence, foul language, and lack of structure.

• I love Clive Owen and Paul Giamatti, but Shoot 'Em Up is a stupid fuckin' movie. Therefore you both fail and I am a dumbass (or a trooper?) for sitting through that piece of garbage.
• I hate how many Joker's came to my door on Halloween night. Creative much?
• I love Raisinets, but I hate the fact that they look like gerbil poo.
• I hate when your friends think it's funny to keep a secret from you for 3 days and when you finally find out, the secret sucks balls.
• I hate my friends for that.
• I love Gamefly. What the hell took me so long to sign up for this?
• I hate going to Best Buy and looking at the PS3's that I can't afford, but I love the cashier that looks like Ralph Macchio.
• I hate store clerks who think I am an inconvenience for asking them questions.
• I love going to Rutgers at 1 a.m. for fat sandwiches, but I hate the assholes who work the truck.
• I hate getting lost in Trenton at night.. yeah, Trenton.
• I love being the only sober one at every party, but I hate driving belligerent drunks around because I don't drink.
• I hate my friends for that.
• I hate guys with ponytails. You're not cool doods!
• I love lolcats. They're still not old to me!

• I love playing manhunt at midnight at my old middle school.
• I hate the cop who found us.
• I love my newfound interest in graphic novels. Any recommendations?
• I hate buying bottled water. You should be free!.. but I do it anyway.
• I love the feeling you get when you bump into someone really amazing from high school that you haven't seen in a few years.
• I hate the douchebag she was with.
• I love watching Aladdin and the Jungle Book back-to-back.
• I hate John McCain's campaign commercials against Obama.
• I hate Subway's 5 dollar foot long commercials even more.
• I love sarcastic people who can't take sarcasm.  /sarcasm
• I hate Gucci Mane for being a person.
• I love funny cat videos. Like CocoNelly. I guess I'm officially addicted to adorable kitties?
• I hate getting abused by my step-brother at Power Stone, but I still love my Dreamcast.
• I love the Mirror's Edge demo. More please.
• I love getting an extra hour of sleep. Even when it's the weekend and it doesn't even matter.
• I hate not having enough time to listen to all of these great podcasts.
• I love/hate fantasy football. Depends on the day I suppose... today I love it.
• I love MLG and can't wait for Vegas. Str8 to take names!
• I hate Bill Maher.
• I love reading all of your blogs, guys. Even if I don't comment as frequently as I should, I try to read all of them. Keep up the great work and take care!