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Dan once cracked eggs, threw the yolks and whites away, and started cooking the fucking shells in an attempt to make egg whites.There’s no fabricating a Dan answer.If you make egg whites using brown e...

In proper puzzle games, I’ll have to have spent hours on a puzzle without progress to go to a guide. The puzzle is the point.With non-puzzle games that insert half-assed puzzles, I’ll eventually look ...

FINALLY getting around to Horizon: Zero Dawn...I’m maybe 10 hours in. It’s cool. I kinda wish more developers would give you an open world without littering it with collectables. Just make a big inter...

I don’t find games any more toxic than social media.They both suck, though.

@giant_gamer: I like it all...I just wish I could get MGS1-4 that played more like V. I actually think MGS4 plays pretty well. It’s not MGSV, but it works for the game that it is.MGS1-3 are really fun...

@shindig: Shooting from the hip, I’d say MGS confidently boarded the amazingly-silly-bullshit train early in MGS2 when Ocelot’s magic arm possessed him (or not!), and never looked back.EDIT: Or did Sn...

@mrgreenman: Agreed. Treadmill games are bullshit. What’s sacrificed to make them work is not worth what comes out the other end.

I like the sound of this...I’ll keep an ear out, thanks!

@nodima: Agreed on buying some sort of Iko Uwais character in a fighting game; Himself, his characterin The Raid, Headshot, The Night Comes for Us, etc.I love Alien and like Predator 1 and 2 (for wild...

@ntm: I’m HUGE on HDR. For me, it’s the biggest graphical jump since 720p/1080i. I love the use of light and color in Spider-man on my standard PS4. I’d also be super curious to hook a pro up to my se...

I mean, I’d buy a competently made Silent Hill 1, 2, and 3 remake in a heartbeat. Same goes for the entire Metal Gear Series.Hell, I’d pay more than I should for proper (proper, not that busted-ass Si...

@liquiddragon: Between Andromeda and Destiny 2, 2017 had some massive bummers...Destiny and ME1-3 were two of my favorites. I love older Bioware stuff and older Bungie stuff. Both studios are pretty m...

Your links are broken, but I do like the F Ass Hat URL...

@doctordonkey: Hmm...Donut County’s Quack Anthem was pretty great, but I wasn’t into the rest of that game’s music.Older pull, but Ryan’s falling in love with Hotline Miami during that first stage tha...

@liquiddragon: Witcher 3 at #10 was my biggest gripe.Mass Effect 2’s Shadow Broker DLC losing to Bioshock 2’s Minerva’s Den was another huge one.Witcher 3 is more my taste (and the taste of much of th...

There’s too much filler, but it’s an excuse to play more in that world. The filler stuff is mostly what you’re used to; stop crimes, take down hideouts, and some pretty iffy Screwball missions.The sto...

@fezrock: I agree with them generally. I think the orchestral stuff needs to be fantastic to beat remembering a good hook.Something like the organ playing in Interstellar’s docking scene. I’ve always ...

@ka385385: My gut reaction was to be dismissive of Lara Croft, but I think that could work. Tomb Raider games tend to wind-up in some sort of mysticism. There could be an excuse for her winding up in ...

If there’s a game that prominently features 4 non-Blondes and Papa Roach, that’s the game that’s ruined by its music.