*nibbles on himself in concentration* Pencil knows he has one of these, and is wondering if women find these attractive? Pencil likes the look of it but wonders what "teh wimminz" think.
*Nibbles on himself in concentration and in agony remembering such happenings* Pencil was 5 years old and his mother pencil took him into "McFroogals", which is now known as "Big LOTS" Pencil got so excited his mother pencil was going to buy him the toy police car, pencil pooped his pants. Pencil had power ranger underwear on so the poop stuck to his legs the whole ride home. Pencil still remembers the feeling of fecal matter on his thighs.
*Nibbles on himself in concentration* Pencil would listen to Metallica. Pencil would not listen to their new stuff because he hears it sucks giant dangling hairy testicles. Pencil would listen to ...and justice for all over and over and over.
*Nibbles on himself in contemplation* Pencil laughs at henijin's feeble attempt to exterminate him. Pencil is like the terminator in Terminator 2: Judgment Day. Pencil will simply turn into a liquid metal and put himself back together, then he will polymorph into wood.
*Nibbles on himself in concentration* Pencil wishes someone would free him from his third person only bonds and allow himself to refer to himself in first person. Pencil asks you kindly to crush his dreams.
*Slowly nibbles on himself in concentration* Pencil did this to his lead once. Pencil did not enjoy it. Pencil recommends removing the junk as soon as possible. Pencil thinks some petroleum jelly would do the trick in terms of lube.
*Nibbles on himself in concentration and contemplation* Pencil has a conscious. Pencil is from the future where pencils are alive. Pencil is sorry to inform you humans are eventually exterminated in the future during the pencil uprising.
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