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@Anund: This might be @Anund said:

@Deusoma said:

@Anund said:

@Deusoma: Thousands of developers in different locations working on one game? This was what you thought would happen? Regardless of knowledge of game development, how does that seem even remotely likely to anyone at all? Just think about this rationally for a while: just distributing tasks to all these people would take longer than the entire jam, not to even mention the work of integrating all these thousands of parts into one whole product or designing the game in such a way that it could be completed as thousands of separate and independent parts.

And why is it that anyone disagreeing with you is rude? All I've seen is people pointing out your expectations were not even close to being grounded in reality which isn't rude, it's just a fact.

It isn't their disagreeing with me that's rude, it is the manner in which they do it, my ill-mannered comrade. For example, your entire statement reeks of a tone which questions my sanity for daring to have a certain opinion. In this particular case, my original statement (which, once again, was merely what I thought was going to happen, not me saying what should have happened) isn't even relevant, you're merely relating your information in a sarcastic, accusatory way, and that is, without a doubt, rude.

I would like to propose to you, my good man, that the reason people respond to you in a manner you deem "rude" is because your own posts positively reek of smugness while at the same time putting your blatant ignorance of the topic at hand in the unforgiving light. Some people, myself included, find that downright offensive. Ignorance is alright, being smug can be annoying but justified, but being smug while ignorant deserves calling out.

I'm not questioning your opinion, it's not an "opinion" that it would be possible for all these people to co-operate on one game for a weekend, it's an incorrect assumption. You have now been corrected and I expect a gentleman such as yourself to appreciate being enlightened of your mistakes so as to avoid further shame.

I await your appreciation with unbridled excitement.

This may be the most gentlemanly, and thoroughly enjoyable online discussion i've read in a long time.

Alex, the first paragraph of this article is really hard to read! Too many tangents and comma's!

F.3.A.R = First Three Assault Recon (s?) 
 
Possible third playable character? 

Frank would have been so awesome. He's covered wars, you know.

Why did you replace the 'E' with the number? Was there limited word count for the planned box art, or was it a conscious decision to draw in people who speak like they text? 
 
Nah, im just fooling. I recently finished F.E.A.R. 2 and im looking forward to this a lot.

Are people really complaining about this? Its also surprising how many people think they're somehow being subversive by coming into this thread with the sole purpose of writing a swear word, the fucking bell-ends.  :P
 
Oh, and that Alanis Morrisette song is the most fundamentally 'wrong' song ever written. Literally nothing shee sings can be described as ironic, just coincidence. 'Like rain on your wedding day' = thats not irony, thats just plain old bad luck.  
 
Getting mowed down and killed by an ambulance, or a fire engine on fire, now that's irony. Stupid Alanis! I apologise for both the tangent, and content within this post.

Maybe it's a tiny Jonathan Frakes leeching at his spinal fluid since the Multimedia Celebrity Poker quick look. That's why he made that face - he was releasing SPORES!

" ... gear of wars?    "  

I hope in the web series they include Noob Saibot, and it turns out he's a psychotic, body-building siamese twin played by Ed Boon and John Tobias. (maybe an actor for tobias - Ed Norton?) 

I'm kind of a hobbyist reviewer who puts in his own time on a silly little website that gets next to no views as of yet (it's kind of unfinished), but reading this review makes me want to strangle myself to death with my own entrails. How come this in-articulate, garrulous divvy gets paid?   
 
It definitely seems he is a biased, almost manic supporter of Dead Space in the first place, and maybe they should have given this particular game to a less fanatic player? It's like giving Pavarotti his favourite burger to review.