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Why I refer to women as 'crazy people'...

You know, I'm not a sexist person. But there comes a time when I do think that when God created women, he probably has no idea what he was doing. Or maybe he does? Who knows. But I have always believed that we men, with our abilities to come up with complex stuff like computers and binary codes and what not, have always been unable to understand the female psyche. And for that valid reason, I call women 'Crazy people'. And believe you me ladies, from where we guys are standing, and if you were in our shoes, you would definitely understand.
I actually came across a book. And it was actually written by a female author for men to better understand women that is. And it had these equations as examples to how men and women react to different situations. And here's my version of it.

A man's thoughts...

1) Damn I'm hungry. Hey it's dinnertime already?
2) Maybe I'll eat some burgers and chips, plus they'll be playing the game on TV.
3) Let's go to a Sports Bar.

Equation is:- 1 + 2 = 3
Simple, yes?

A woman's thoughts...

1) I'm hungry. It's dinnertime isn't it?
2) I wonder if I go out to eat too much? Or maybe not enough? Have I paid my phone bill yet? Why does my boyfriend want to go to a Sports Bar... That place reminds me of my ex... Plus there was that incident with my Hair. That was awful. Maybe I should wash my hair before i go out? Why do guys like to eat so late? The food is nice... but it is so oily and fattening, plus it gives me gas. And that can be so embarrassing...
3) I can't go to dinner. I'm really overwhelmed. Why can't my boyfriend understand.

Equation is:- 1 + 2 X L(!!) + COS(y) / Tan(3.142) - Sin(t) = 3

I call it, 'crazy people' math.

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