Thank you for finally turning me into somebody who cares about achievement points. I am being very serious right now.  I'm really looking forward to sitting down with some of my old games so I can get more achievement points, so I can get more S-ranks on my Giant Bomb profile, so I can get more achievement points on said profile. If you could please mail me some of those games that it's really easy to score points with, I would appreciate it.
 
I am totally writing this blog post so I can finish the quest that also made me change my background of this profile page and re-upload my icon of Fluff sandwiches.  Fortunately, I have discovered that my quest completionist tendencies (which I see I share with so many fine members of the Giant Bomb community) do indeed have a limit. It will take more than shiny icons and XP to get me to sign up for Facebook or Twitter.
 
...Maybe if you throw in a physical reward? Like a decoder ring, or a plastic police badge? Then I'll think about it.
 
Again, this blog post was written in all seriousness.
 
Yours truly, 
Rich

Have fun with the "Don't forget to breathe" quest. That one is a bastard. 
 
I would also like to add I had my doubts about linking to twitter and facebook - but once you have the points if you decide you don't appreciate the internet synergy then the link is fairly easy to reverse. Easy points Rich, easy points...

I've also just gotten the urge to get some s-ranks! :)  And quests!

I'm with ya on the whole Facebook and Twitter thing, Rich. As addicted as I am to these darn quests, I'm not about to stoop so low as to make a Facebook and Twitter account. It's temping, I'll admit, but I still ain't doing it.

Goodness I'm hungry.

I also draw the line with Facebook and Twitter.  It is tempting though...

That still looks like the most disgusting sandwhich ever made though.

Hehe, totally with you there Rich.

Nice to see you are just like the rest of us Mr. G.  I have been trying on getting an S-rank too just to get the quest. I want a decoder ring too... 
 
P.S. One of the best things about living here in the north east is being able to buy as much fluff as you want. So tasty. 
 
@Scooper: The fluffernutter is amazing. You obviously haven't seen any of the KFC double down threads.
   

I think I see what you did there,  
 
So, Doofy Crap is never coming back then? moved on from that, I miss that,  
 
But, WHEN IS YOUR GAME COMING OUT!

Good to know I have Rich backing me on this "No twitter, no Facebook" stance.