Robaota

This is everything I hoped it would be.

The Jeep ride may be the most boring bit of exposition I've seen in a game. It just completely lost me with how long it went on, and it's just compounded by Big Boss not having a single line in it. Then you just sit in silence for a few minutes. It was the moment I realised that the story in this game was really, really weak.

Holy shit 7 minutes in and I'm dying. You cannot keep this up.

The other amazing bit is that you see that its spear and bracer also have its face on when it comes closer. Just a stupid thing that made me laugh a whole bunch.

Holy fuck Alex and Vinny are so good at playing off each other. This was amazing.

CITY BEEF IS BACK.

They can kinda talk about whatever they want, are you trying to censor them? That's so Western of you.

I thought it was great, and basically echoed what you said in your last sentence. I'm not sure what your problem is.

THIS PODCAST CANNOT BE STOPPED.

Completed this a few weeks ago, and I feel sorry for people who have either looked up details about this game or have had details forced upon them before playing. This really is a game you need to go in blind and just play it, going in thinking "oh OK, I need to do this and this on my first try because that's how I get the ending I want" is exactly the worst way to play this and has definitely led to some backlash against it.

Those who are interested in this, quite frankly, amazing game should go and check it out for themselves - but just go in and play it however they feel like, I was lucky enough to do the same and it's definitely a front runner for GOTY for me as a result