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FUCK TINY TINA! WHERE IS MR. TORGUE?!

CDPR pulled a Peter Molyneux by making bold claims about their game. They failed to deliver on pretty much everything. It's a huge letdown. The game doesn't offer anything groundbreaking or innovative. It's nothing but a bunch of borrowed mechanics from other games we've all played. Plus the vehicles handle like a forklift on ice. None of the characters are worth giving a shit about. I find Jackie annoying. Hopefully the outcome of his death comes soon in the game rather than later. This will be a one time play through for me. It'll then be uninstalled and never take up space on my NVMe SSD ever again.

I got it in my hand right now and it's gettin' hard.

Why did they insist on putting lame ass platforming in a fucking FPS? I was looking forward to this game. It's now a solid pass.

It's a neat looking world but the game looks pretty boring. It's going to be a solid pass for me.

I hope it recaptures the magic that made Shattered Skies so great. To me, SS was the pinnacle of the series and none have come close to its magic.

I don't want to get my hopes up. I have a strong feeling it's going to be total shit like the Genesis 32x.

Fucking lame. I no longer give a shit about the remake.