Go to Google and look up "history laws". Click the forty-seventh result, scroll down until you get to the end, and click the third to last link on the page. Find the fourth paragraph, sixth word. Copy it and enter it into the Search bar on YouTube. Watch the first video result and enter the Password given to you by the Oompa-Loompa in the background into MySpace, signing in with any email address. Check your Inbox and read the message from the guy named Dirk. After you read the message, go onto his profile and divide the number of friends he has by his age (his MySpace-posted age, not his real one), then multiply that number by the number of molecules in Leonard Nimoy's butt. Margin of error of three is acceptable. Take that number, Google it, and hit I'm Feeling Lucky. Find the median link and Google it. Read the very last result- that's the page about history laws. If there is no last page, you fucked up. Good job.
"To be honest, the thing that I actually hate about Australia is the accent. It always sounds fake no matter who's doing it."
Like they're always asking a question? Even when they're not? Because of the way their voice pitches up? Towards the end of each statement?"
i had this old frieind on Xbox Live. He hated gangsta shit and whenever he got angry at me (coz sometimes i called him gangsta) he sent me voice messages that had so mutch swearing in it i couldnt understand him. and he did have an annoying voice that pitched up everey scentence... it was funny. but actually only some australians voices are like that. My voice doesnt do that for instance.
randiolo said:
"Im glad i live in Australia, soo laid back here. I dont think the americans hate us. The British hate us, that i know for sure, i got booed and had rocks n beer cans thrown at me when i played soocer over there.. id be pissed off if i lived there too."
my theory is that the english are jealous of us because we are clearly cooler then them. We have deeper voices lol they have really high pitched ones. We have beaches that you can actually go to in the summer lol. And we clearly have better looking people here too. Guy's and Girl's are way less ugly then in inkland. like 25 degrees is hot for the english. Here last summer it reached 45 degrees thats over 100 for you americans) the english would melt lol In a big city in Australia called Melbourne they biult a BIG millions of $$$$$ ferris wheel thing like the London Eye but it was called the Southern Star. It was only open for like 1 or 2 days and the intense 45 degree heat caused it to basically melt and buckle and they had to close it down
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