I (don't actually) hate Giant Bomb.

This is why: 

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Why would I do this to myself?  Clearly Brad, Vinny, Ryan, and Jeff are not enjoying themselves playing this game, and I find it physically painful to watch Brad attempt to kill those wall crawler ladies.  They constantly complain about the numerous faults the game has, yet they continue playing and I continue watching.  But I think the largest problem has to be the fact that I do not own an Xbox 360.  I'm not sure what I'm going to do with this game, but I am sure that I'm slowly losing my sanity... isn't that right, Zach?