What do I, Bill Maher, and Colds have in common?
By Snipzor 2 Comments
They are all unbelievable douchebags. Hey there dudes and dudettes, and those who just prefer to be called duders. Been a long time, how are you? How're the kids? How's the sore on your ass? Glad to hear! Mine's healing up! Wanna know what I've been up to? No? Too bad! I'll tell you.
September 4th, 2010: Tried to comfortably get ready for future, understood the value of friendship and hard work. Felt glad that for once, I finally settled in a spot that I can call home...
*coma*
February 11th, 2011: Wait, what the fuck happened in between?! Shit!!! Okay, collect info about life. Alone again, hard work has totally just blown up in my face because of a lack of interest. Gaming took a dive as I cared less and less into multiplayer goodness. My chest hurts, my friends are undertaking drama nonstop and think it's a good idea to drag me into it as I try to sort out my own idiocies. Anti-social attitudes seemed to have taken over ruining future hopes, god damn it I suck! Fucking shit, readers! And my Dwarves keep dying in Dwarf Fortress! Damn!
Essentially, nothing new.
Bill Maher's show sucks, and his audience sucks a million times more
I like comedy! Who doesn't? Next, I like political comedy! Who doesn't like political comedy? Smart people! People who know to keep their noses out of everything. There are two types of people who enjoy political comedy. The intellectuals who enjoy satire which is apolitical in nature, who venture out just for a good time. And those who watch Bill Maher's show. Now, I have very mixed feelings about Bill Maher. On one side, I find he's an unfunny douche. One the other, and this is a shocking revelation, I think he's an annoying fuck. Now why do I think this? Well let me tell you a story, and by story, I mean this. Let me paraphrase Bill on his own show talking about why going to Mars is a waste of time.
"Know why going to Mars is a bad idea? Because Bush thought it was a good idea"
I think this is the actual quote. If not, no matter (Close enough!), this was on last week's show when Neil deGrasse Tyson was on in the final interview. Who loves science? I do, you do, we all do! Especially when this delicious sounding man presents it. Bill says the statement above, and he gets a standing ovation. Gotta ask, is his audience functionally retarded of something? Or are they just as hyperpartisan as Bill Maher himself? I'm partisan, sure, but I don't shit on a idea because the other group has an opinion. I do it because it's a dumb idea and I've got nothing else to do with myself. Also consider someone on his panel told Neil "Right on, brutha!", don't know who it was, but I totally appreciate the lite-racism from that person. But ya.
I hope I'm not alone here and these aren't just the ravings of a 20 year old man/woman. Think about it, when was Bill ever funny? Religulous? Sucked! Politically Incorrect? Trash TV of the 1990's. His current show? Boring and unfunny. I swear, unfunny comedians get more media attention than actual funny people. Why is it that Howard Stern will be on Piers Morgan and Ricky Gervais after one interview will never go back ever again? Why is it that Bill Maher gets more attention on CNN instead of Jon Stewart who is 10 times the political satirist than Bill, while being a media critic? Ugh, ridiculousness I tell you!
Just saying, Bill Maher, Howard Stern, Piers Morgan and, why not, Ed Schultz suck.
You know what else sucks? A cold
As you could have guessed by the title and the latest update, I'm sick. Sick with another cold. I swear, if colds had a face, I'd punch it in its balls. I'd be less angry if I didn't have a runny nose. But I do, and know what happens when I have a runny nose? It makes me not play games. That sucks! Oh sure I could play SimCity, but why would I? I would still have to think, and thinking is not a good thing right now. I could B-Spec in GT5, but that requires a driver that doesn't suck, sure I've got a level 20-something that races with an F1, but I dunno. Maybe I'm just not in a mood. One of those moments in life where I just don't feel like playing videogames.
Or a cold, I dunno. Does apathy cause runny noses?