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Team Fortress 2 - A Scrubs Glimpse

I'm having a lot of trouble writing up a blog about this. I just can't seem to put coherent thought into proper sentences and paragraphs so instead, I'll resort to point form! 
 
That's how the cool kids do it, 
 

  • This is my first Team Fortress Game.
  • This is my First Class based Game.
  • I'm not sure which class I favour.
  • The Pyro isn't bad.
  • I kinda like the Heavy but feel like I'm cheating the system.
  • Not enough Medics in maps, and if they are, they don't do anything.
  • Spies. Them bastards always be stabbing me.
  • Spies. Don't try shoot me when it says you're "Synthballs", Odds are I'll catch on it's not me trying to shoot me and I'll fucking kill you.
  • Snipers are pretty alright but in 2Fort they're overused.
  • Speaking of which, Bow and Arrows are awesome and I can' wait to use one.
  • Demolition, I got the most kills with this class somehow but, I'm not a massive fan.
  • Engineers are pretty alright. If you get with another Engineer in a good spot, the two of you will be awesome and build awesomely.
  • Soldier Class is pretty weird. I don't like trying to rocker jump. It always ends badly. Plus, I usually shoot a rocket at the wall in front of me by accident.
  • Scouts. They're fast. Real fast. Outside of that, I don't know whats so special. I think I just suck.
 
I don't know what this game was like before but because I got into this game after the giant Mann Co. update, games are nearly like a WoW server... 

HEY GUYZ WHO WANTS TO TRADE HATS?!!?!?!?!??!

I 'd just ignore it but, it's in the chat box and getting put through my speakers. C'mon guys, just shoot some kids yeah? I'm sure a Steam Group is out there to help with all your trading needs. 
 
I'm not doing too bad right now, last night I got three headshots within five seconds with a Sniper and was using my Touch Pad and not my mouse. Three achievements in a row. It felt good. 
 
Aslo, OH MY FUCKING GOD. ALL THOSE FUCKING ACHIEVEMENTS!  
 
I think I've died and gone to heaven, I've never seen so many in all my life. I've never been an Achievement whore before but, I think I could become one now. I really do. 
 
EDIT: While you're at it, add me on Steam. I'll pretty much always be on it.
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I'm having a lot of trouble writing up a blog about this. I just can't seem to put coherent thought into proper sentences and paragraphs so instead, I'll resort to point form! 
 
That's how the cool kids do it, 
 

  • This is my first Team Fortress Game.
  • This is my First Class based Game.
  • I'm not sure which class I favour.
  • The Pyro isn't bad.
  • I kinda like the Heavy but feel like I'm cheating the system.
  • Not enough Medics in maps, and if they are, they don't do anything.
  • Spies. Them bastards always be stabbing me.
  • Spies. Don't try shoot me when it says you're "Synthballs", Odds are I'll catch on it's not me trying to shoot me and I'll fucking kill you.
  • Snipers are pretty alright but in 2Fort they're overused.
  • Speaking of which, Bow and Arrows are awesome and I can' wait to use one.
  • Demolition, I got the most kills with this class somehow but, I'm not a massive fan.
  • Engineers are pretty alright. If you get with another Engineer in a good spot, the two of you will be awesome and build awesomely.
  • Soldier Class is pretty weird. I don't like trying to rocker jump. It always ends badly. Plus, I usually shoot a rocket at the wall in front of me by accident.
  • Scouts. They're fast. Real fast. Outside of that, I don't know whats so special. I think I just suck.
 
I don't know what this game was like before but because I got into this game after the giant Mann Co. update, games are nearly like a WoW server... 

HEY GUYZ WHO WANTS TO TRADE HATS?!!?!?!?!??!

I 'd just ignore it but, it's in the chat box and getting put through my speakers. C'mon guys, just shoot some kids yeah? I'm sure a Steam Group is out there to help with all your trading needs. 
 
I'm not doing too bad right now, last night I got three headshots within five seconds with a Sniper and was using my Touch Pad and not my mouse. Three achievements in a row. It felt good. 
 
Aslo, OH MY FUCKING GOD. ALL THOSE FUCKING ACHIEVEMENTS!  
 
I think I've died and gone to heaven, I've never seen so many in all my life. I've never been an Achievement whore before but, I think I could become one now. I really do. 
 
EDIT: While you're at it, add me on Steam. I'll pretty much always be on it.
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@billnyethesciencepie: Yeah, I can see me not playing anything else for a long while.
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I enjoyed reading your first-timer's impressions (brings back lots of memories). And yes, it can indeed be a time-suck... every time I think I've kicked my TF2 habit, somehow it ends up pulling me right back in. I'll try to remember to add you on Steam, or you can always add me in the meantime if you want. See ya 'round...

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@noibn: Hoping I can tear myself away from it long enough to play Fable III when it comes out.
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Wait, you compared it to World of Warcraft but at the same time you're amazed by the number of Achievements (Which World of Warcraft greatly surpasses)?
 
I'm adding you on Steam.

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Never play 2fort. 
Never. 
 
They would like to make you think it's objective based by putting "ctf" in front of the name. But it's really death match.

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Assuming your Steam avatar is an Xbox avatar with a pink background, I added you to my friends list. Hit me up when you can. I'm a good medic with experience in all the classes, to varying degrees, so I can give you pointers while I heal.

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Here's how to get good at TF2:
 
Play one of those 32 player 2Fort insta-spawn servers. Learn how to play, practice your reactions, learn how to counter classes.
 
Then never play one ever, ever again.