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Tally_Pants

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@Work... Still DRUNK!

so i decided to go out for wings last night at a local hole in the wall with my buddy. but when i show up at his place to go out he informs me that he text some girl he used to hang out with like 5yrs ago and she's in town, he totally tries to play it off like a coincidence but i call shinaniganz on this one! anyway, he thinks that she is still married, we go for a few drinks, smoke a cigar (she just got home from a trip to Cube btw) then go to the lower deck for some drinks, its her fav bar. long story short..shes not married anymore and he totally banged the shit out of her, and i didn't get to bed until like 4am. now its 845am and i've been at work since 8 and working on like 3hrs sleep and totally still buzzing and loving it! but i know for a fact i may just pass out at any moment. i want coffee but am also so thirsty! oh, and i made out with some random girl after the first girl i was hitting on got kidnapped by some guy in a tony montana ivory two piece suit and a Simpsons yellow turtle neck sweater (you can't make this shit up,... her friends were pisseed!)
long story short the flashing tri-force on my profile is givibng me a headache and i need to get some work done... peace!
OH! and i totally made a drunk Plenty of Fish profile last night... not sure if i'll live to regret that one or not,....Dear Lord!

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