Store NOW OPEN! (Includes exclusive SuperMooseman Merchandise!)
By Tanuki 22 Comments
Over the past year, Tanuki ARMs has been pleased to bring you quality weapons such as the .45 cal MK23, (a gun used by Solid Snake himself during his covert operation at Shadow Moses Island) a very old-school 1847 Colt revolver and many others, one of the newest editions being the Springfield SA XD. However, with the launch of the FAMAS, our company has merged into a new era of quality. You may or may not have noticed that the FAMAS is our first, and at the moment the only, gun we carry that has the Moosemans Seal of Approval. The MMSoA is only given to products that SuperMooseman himself deems the highest quality. And only weapons that he feels confident to use during the heat of battle.
"I think the FAMAS is awesome!" SuperMooseman said in an exclusive interview with Dr.Tan. Little did SuperMooseman know that his opinion of our fine weaponry would usher him into a world of fame and fortune as we introduce to you, our valued customers, the Mooseman Merchandise! Now, when you purchase the FAMAS F1 we will send you a complimentary 9" pizza. The only pizza SuperMooseman eats. It includes toppings such as pepperoni, spicey chicken slices, fresh tomatoes and just a small handful of mushrooms. Purchasing the FAMAS F1 will also grant you EXCLUSIVE access to our Mooseman Merchandise!!
Shirt pin with the words "I wanna pwn (just like Moosey)" = $2.99
Fridge Magnet. "I <3 SuperMooseman (So I bought this Fridge Magnet)" = $5
Mooseman Keychain = $10
And our exclusive SuperMooseman Autographed photos going for $20.
Orders can be issued through private PMs. I apologize for any spelling errors. (Moosey wanted this rushed) We do not accept American Express.
Tanuki Shinkawa of Shinkawa ARMs Corp.