Chicago Randy Late Night: Eye Burning Plethora

By TehFedro June 4, 2011 4 Comments

 

 Welcome all who are not Chicago Randy, I am Chicago Randy. That other person who is not me, Chicago Randy, is out raging about his graphics card not letting him play Portal 2 for long. Chicago Randy has no problems with anything, I am Chicago Randy. Tonight will be tonight and not Chicago Randy who is me. I am Chicago Randy. We will be getting laser eye corrective surgery for the undergoes we will think. Chicago Randy needs no eyes. Aside from me, Chicago Randy sit-float-fly-jet plane-ing here, you will be sitting wondering what is wrong with the world today, without me Chicago Randy, by your side. 
 

 
Chicago Randy is confused, what is this tab that has appeared? Chicago Randy does not care for Mumbai Mirror. This has thrown me, Chicago Randy, off track. Nobody does that. You will feel the Chicago Randy expand if this happens again, you better. Chicago Randy remembers. Be warned about ending the what, accordingly to Chicago Randy Enterprises, K is dash on. If you search it, you will find two pictures, be warned and do not stare quickly, I can being Chicago Randy. Chicago Randy also believes that a legend named, AjayRaz can also look at these images, but if you are not me, Chicago Randy, or him, AjayRaz who is not Chicago Randy who is me then do not proceed. 
  
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 What? You ask? Chicago Randy does not like so many questions. Confusion Barks name is not as it seems, Chicago Randy knows this, it is a powerful drug that only fish can use. Why only fish? What did Chicago Randy mention earlier?! Anyways, Chicago Randy digresses. Do not worry about eating the fish if one happens to take Confusion Bark, you will only be annoyed by the fish. If you let it live, if you do though you shall find Chicago Randy in your mind. Nobody but Randy Chicago, a name that only I can mention and if you do prepare for explosion, wants me in their mind. Be warned of that, and be ready. Be Chicago Randy. But you cannot because I am Chicago Randy, and that is not you. I am Chicago Randy.
  
 

 Chicago Randy is the only one who knows true love. This is my segway into a segment. Very similar words can be funny, only in thermal heat. AjayRaz has fused, like Chicago Randy, who is me, and my wife Ingy, his computer hard drive full of videos and many many gigabytes of hentai into his better laptop. AjayRaz can certainly be called my disciple, as I made him who he is, Chicago Randy does that to all everybody who Chicago Randy. But only I can be fully Chicago Randy. Since he just fixed it, we must celebrate, I will bring my wife and Chicago Randy, who is I, and we shall become together. Chicago Randy does not like Ingy care taking of hairy head babies. Chicago Randy is frightened of them. One of them is with Chicago Randy right now. Chicago Randy does not like this. Chicago Randy will move onto another room, I am Chicago Randy. 
 

 Chicago Randy has moved along, hopefully Chicago Randy, who is me, s wife does not bring him down here. Chicago Randy will now blind type, in fear of seeing it in plain site. Chicago Randy is sorry, Chicago Randy is questioning things. Chicago Randy must take a break. Chicago Randy is going to distract this Fedro Calvrezo who is not me, Chicago Randy, who happens to be in Chicago Randys house for some reason... to do this for awhile while Chicago Randy meditates.  
 

 
 Uh hello! It's Fedro here, not sure why Chicago Randy who happens to not be me, pushed me here but I'm running this shit again for now. Speaking of which why am I at his house? Well that's not im- that's his wife? Well all right that's cool everybody has their thing... Sorry I'm a bit scared right now, that thing up there seems to be getting closer. But you know there's times like this where the army should really start pumping up bicycle tires to throw at their grenade bombs which are quite bad I mean they are grenade bombs that's two things at once not too. 
 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 Alright this head thing is right below me and Chicago Randy seems to be a rainbow figure floating. Wait is his wife here? Oh that would be great let me see if I can get her here as fast as possible, speed of light would be nice, sound is for jerks. I have just called for her, she startled me but I think she's coming to help. She has taken the head thing and is speaking in some weird language I cannot understand. Now she's... Eating the head thing... That's gross I don't want to see this it isn't so... Oh and Chicago Randy has just exploded into potatoes. Now Chicago Randys wife is eating one of the potatoes. Alright Chicago Randy is back, saying he is Chicago Randy. Oh hey Chicago Randys wife is bringing lemon aid for me. Alright I'm out, apparently Chicago Randy is taking me out for some ice cream! This is Fedro Calvrezo saying for Chicago Randy... 
 
I am Chicago Randy.

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