The only thing stopped. It was the end. Not even with the many lost could help the sun. It's too late for Earl. Will he be alive longer? The 5th dimension couldn't help. What a monstrosity. It is as bad as it seems if the fifth dimension cannot win. Crab man is lost... There is no solution. It is the end. The darkness has shrouded over the crowd. They're done here. Wait... what's this? "Hey Earl, I found a cat!" My word, times have changed. The light erases, green begins. It is Randy. Salvation is here, they are saved. "But how Randy, the papers..." screamed Earl. "Don't worry, Cheetos." replied Randy. No not that Randy, Chicago Randy is on break. It is Earl's brother. They are saved. Time sequence initiated.
Many years have passed since the last ability the 5th division could be reborn. The only one was walking with dirty hair. The water perished from the fifth division and killed many cacti. Sometimes a certain crustacean would appear to him. Crab Man, or as others called him, GolfPRO. Crab Man and Earl set upon the journey of the damned but met many challenges across the desolate desolate moons. Jupiter was not pleased by this, until one too many became the problem, which was it. Earth was to be formed by the forges of Crab Man. "But what will we eat?" said Earl, as he gently walked across the zero gravity current. "It is to be... my son" replied Crab Man. A revelation, to be sure. Will the tea enslave the kettle?
When the soldiers began it walked along, many big things. What was there to behold? Nothing of the caliber they could foresee. The 5th division had changed. The fifth division no longer was a place of peace and friendship, but a wasteland of no changes. But who shall delay the inevitable? Meet Earl, his name is Earl, our name is Earl. Walking across the desert was bleak, until the sun rose. It turned red, as it were, but the helicopter did not arrive. Being Earl is hard, especially when our name is Earl. Shall he or the cacti survive? Or will the harsh land of the Earl desert consume the souls of the damned? Time shall be the master of that logic.
Also it's 11:31 right now. So what if I decided to take a break from making these piles of unfathomable filth, it's back, anybody happy? Thought so why should I bother then? Because Chicago Randy said he'll "bring that but will Chicago Randy, I am." and that just scared the bajebus out of me. So I'm doing it. But mostly because I'm bored as hell and this is all I can do. Not really I have games that Ajay gifted me that I haven't played in forever I could play but uh that's not important (thanks again dude).
So I'm ready, damn prepared. Made that image you see up top in a few minutes since it was a template and then I added those other things and that salesman. I got my chocolate bar in my stomach that I don't know why I ate, glass of also a name for a drug, keygen music on, unopened DS that has Pokemon when I open it up, few tabs open, bunch of folders open and my damn task manager up. Who could uphold me? Also a chat and some game but screw that freshman.
Top, what's that today? What's that next week, bitch. Sorry that was out of my hand.
Don't even. I'm going to assume that's German and damn well role with it. Damn damn damn damn I've said that quite some grenades. Grenade is not enough alone, take this nuke. So hopefully while not being that tired right now I can confuse the shit out of people and pole that year. That was no year but hold the ravo. What's a ravo? Dunno I already put an image up there, wait Germans? Right that's the topic right now, there is no topic though this is a lie. Just like that one referential thing with some baked good. I'm funny right? Yeah I know I hate me too.
Southern crams only appear in eastern areas, laser people need to be there. I've never myself seen a southern cram but if I guess correctly I lost millionaire. Just great I was close to 5 thousand dollars. Not even. So I wonder will anybody give a shit that this is back, there has only been one 'hate' comment on an old edition which was funny to me because I do this either because I'm bored or because people seem or maybe seemed now to like it. Sorry but I'm just that irresponsible for the characters of nore. Nore is a word shut up Google Chrome. Don't stop me I mean can't stop me I'm the ginger root man. See I just changed something ha ha oh wait that... crap I'm doomed. It seems I have predicted a doomsday once again, fuck you 2012 I win this time! Except that is not the case.
I rather look at this than 2012. Actually... I rather look at Chicago Randy's wife. I was told not to talk about her because she can hear behind her back. Thing is she's staring at me right now. Not sure how she got here but I'm sure she is Chicago Randy's camera women. Cameratriss? Sure that works. Back on the topic, this stupid things. Some awesome keygen music just kicked in I'm damn prepared for the world. Aw crap I'm too prepared for things, my room is collapsing, my hair is falling out, I can't see my eyes! Dear Chicago Randy what did you do!?
Sorry I had one of my long word I don't feel like spell checking screw it let's see if I know how to spell it. Hallusionogen. Not even fucking close it's Hallucinogen. I'm not stupid! Your stupid! Damn right that's you'res. Hah. I'm just too well. Your just feeling good. Alright I'm done with hat it's killing my brain much more than I can.
I can't really kill my brain right now so just take his word for it.
Actually I should get this stuff finished who wants to read all this heaping leaping piles of leaping gills on my home of Terraria i don't own that game looks cool. Nice house you jackgren. I think we need an image for that hold on let me get my sources. No not jackgreen helipad!
... Fuck did I really just find that from that? Aw god dammit... no offense to people who happen to like this stuff but... fuck... Well I don't like this thing and I might as well take myself out. I'm off for the day, as in going to just murder myself right now in front of Chicago Randy's wife. Maybe she'll feast on my body with that creepy head thing she had... dear god nobody must remember that and has no idea what his wife looks like... I'm just a failure.
I AM FAilure. See I didn't capitalize all that, which shows why. Good whatever, hope I'm tasty. Not in that way. Happy eating whatever your name is Chicago Randy's wife. Wait maybe he put it down below... Ingy? Good enough, weird name, anyways gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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Chicago Randy is me. Welcome all who are not Chicago Randy, I am Chicago Randy. That other person who is not me, Chicago Randy, is out raging about his graphics card not letting him play Portal 2 for long. Chicago Randy has no problems with anything, I am Chicago Randy. Tonight will be tonight and not Chicago Randy who is me. I am Chicago Randy. We will be getting laser eye corrective surgery for the undergoes we will think. Chicago Randy needs no eyes. Aside from me, Chicago Randy sit-float-fly-jet plane-ing here, you will be sitting wondering what is wrong with the world today, without me Chicago Randy, by your side.
Ending the what? You might say because you are not me, Chicago Randy. Chicago Randy is confused, what is this tab that has appeared? Chicago Randy does not care for Mumbai Mirror. This has thrown me, Chicago Randy, off track. Nobody does that. You will feel the Chicago Randy expand if this happens again, you better. Chicago Randy remembers. Be warned about ending the what, accordingly to Chicago Randy Enterprises, K is dash on. If you search it, you will find two pictures, be warned and do not stare quickly, I can being Chicago Randy. Chicago Randy also believes that a legend named, AjayRaz can also look at these images, but if you are not me, Chicago Randy, or him, AjayRaz who is not Chicago Randy who is me then do not proceed.
Confusion Bark, what? What? You ask? Chicago Randy does not like so many questions. Confusion Barks name is not as it seems, Chicago Randy knows this, it is a powerful drug that only fish can use. Why only fish? What did Chicago Randy mention earlier?! Anyways, Chicago Randy digresses. Do not worry about eating the fish if one happens to take Confusion Bark, you will only be annoyed by the fish. If you let it live, if you do though you shall find Chicago Randy in your mind. Nobody but Randy Chicago, a name that only I can mention and if you do prepare for explosion, wants me in their mind. Be warned of that, and be ready. Be Chicago Randy. But you cannot because I am Chicago Randy, and that is not you. I am Chicago Randy.
Working Ingy, my wife. Chicago Randy is the only one who knows true love. This is my segway into a segment. Very similar words can be funny, only in thermal heat. AjayRaz has fused, like Chicago Randy, who is me, and my wife Ingy, his computer hard drive full of videos and many many gigabytes of hentai into his better laptop. AjayRaz can certainly be called my disciple, as I made him who he is, Chicago Randy does that to all everybody who Chicago Randy. But only I can be fully Chicago Randy. Since he just fixed it, we must celebrate, I will bring my wife and Chicago Randy, who is I, and we shall become together. Chicago Randy does not like Ingy care taking of hairy head babies. Chicago Randy is frightened of them. One of them is with Chicago Randy right now. Chicago Randy does not like this. Chicago Randy will move onto another room, I am Chicago Randy.
Do not stare at it. Chicago Randy has moved along, hopefully Chicago Randy, who is me, s wife does not bring him down here. Chicago Randy will now blind type, in fear of seeing it in plain site. Chicago Randy is sorry, Chicago Randy is questioning things. Chicago Randy must take a break. Chicago Randy is going to distract this Fedro Calvrezo who is not me, Chicago Randy, who happens to be in Chicago Randys house for some reason... to do this for awhile while Chicago Randy meditates.
Ow... OW! Stop I need to be really pissed at my... oh what the hell is that thing up there staring down... Uh hello! It's Fedro here, not sure why Chicago Randy who happens to not be me, pushed me here but I'm running this shit again for now. Speaking of which why am I at his house? Well that's not im- that's his wife? Well all right that's cool everybody has their thing... Sorry I'm a bit scared right now, that thing up there seems to be getting closer. But you know there's times like this where the army should really start pumping up bicycle tires to throw at their grenade bombs which are quite bad I mean they are grenade bombs that's two things at once not too.
I am David Banner and I am somewhere in this blog.
Alright this head thing is right below me and Chicago Randy seems to be a rainbow figure floating. Wait is his wife here? Oh that would be great let me see if I can get her here as fast as possible, speed of light would be nice, sound is for jerks. I have just called for her, she startled me but I think she's coming to help. She has taken the head thing and is speaking in some weird language I cannot understand. Now she's... Eating the head thing... That's gross I don't want to see this it isn't so... Oh and Chicago Randy has just exploded into potatoes. Now Chicago Randys wife is eating one of the potatoes. Alright Chicago Randy is back, saying he is Chicago Randy. Oh hey Chicago Randys wife is bringing lemon aid for me. Alright I'm out, apparently Chicago Randy is taking me out for some ice cream! This is Fedro Calvrezo saying for Chicago Randy...
Pearly Whites Yeah so here I am now talking while typing my face is very face and green grass is blue because green is red but not orange. So last week I don't remember because I died but I'm in Chicago Rheaven so everything is fine and I don't have to look out for any Jello copy my rights I have 4 OK 4 that's cool I said 3 though. Number time. Numbers are not the best sometimes the decide to build many hollow wood yards that play football frantically in the right weather of yonder great heli-does. Bathroom before.
I don't even know what a Tesla is. Don't be confused I just pissed bullets of fire. Wasn't bad because Chicago Rheaven. Not much doing so because there are hey I stopped talking the words out lous because I like to forget things during the year to look back later. Oh Chicago Randy what the hell is a lous what did I mean to type I have no idea anymore please help Chicago Randy I accidentally died in Chicago Rheaven! Oh I meant loud sorry Chicago Randy I am sorry you are Chicago Randy. Don't headphones, just greet. You don't like me but I have a nose sunburn because sun dan the sun we must destroy it oh wait I'm in Chicago Rheaven it doesn't matte but it does what is a comma question mark. Also Dam sucks and his pink suit why doesn't he just go die stupid face bastard comedian why don't he just go away I said this already leave me alone.
Fuck you Dan. So don't walk on the street on Tuesdays because grenades roam the landscape of Mars I mean Pluto I mean Mole People capital letters in front. I dunno I think they deserve it but they didn't pay the rent but who cares I'm in Chicago Rheaven why is there fire and red and torture oh right never mind it's just TV yeah we have TV here even though... What the fuck is the king of rotten fish doing here what the fuck is this. Scuse me let me get on break I have to discuss this with Chicago Randy...
OH NO WHAT IS THIS! LOOK AT THIS FOR A BIT Alright I discussed this with DA BAWSS, Chicago Randy and it was actually the king of slightly discoloured sea men. No I see nothign wrong with that. Wow I actually went there this is horrible I'm horrible at making jokes haha I am joking I am the best check this one out.
HHOHOHOHOHO I am so funny look at me a I'm a monkey OH LOOK OVER HERE I AM FUNNY! Oh boy I am the master of jokes What happens when you tree? You Split! BANANAS! Sorry I got distract4ed by some music viedeo thing my friend sent me I forget where I am oh yeah jokes
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I am so funny look Chicago Randy is here with a.. Chainsaw? Oh dear I didn't look at the sign that said "no funy joks!@!!" Oh crap he has some type of Holy Mackerel!
fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiish Oh man now I'm in Randy Chicago, the hell of all. It is the time that I must debark on a tree to be warm and fire my wood. I like burgers where is my hat where did I put tapioca? Where did I think of this from? Ask Dan. Don't look at me like that they told me I was 18. Anyways don't worry about me I'll get out of here and go back to the world also praise Chicago Randy he is key and such even though he sent me here for bad jokes like
Damn I just ruined the bar. I kissed a heart once, only for food, it was my last chance in hell although I'm in here now and I wasn't back then unless the world...
I believe it is the end for this road I must go to up and then turn left maybe go right but don't go back down again or else Mole People. Maybe I'll find out they're just people with moles covering their body. With music that is tasteless but all music is tasteless you can't even eat it Chicago Randy dammit.
Uhm... Hello! Well some of you saw last weeks edition which was Chicago Randy's time to shine and what he didn't mention is that I asked him to do that as a favour and now I have kidnapped the president of rotten fish. I did promise Chicago Randy I would do him a favour for doing last weeks edition. I assure you Chicago Randy means business and by business, I mean throwing bombs at ants in this cave in California. It's quite the pass time. Past time? Fuck you.
Don't insult fish. Sometimes things are better left unsaid by cheese graders. Have I mentioned them before? Damn right I have.
So when you walk into bars you better believe it's not butter. Clever little Cleavland. Speaking of yard sales, Chicago Randy hates Cleavland apparently, which is where the president of rotten fish lives, at least where he did if I have to be kidnapping him forever if nobody takes his ransom. Oh crap I better do that part or else Chicago Randy will leave his cave, and he doesn't like being stopped from his TF2.
Alright so uh I have the king of rotten fish, oh wait he's the president of fuck who cares same thing. Uhm... Chica- I mean I am offering him back for ten yen, seven-hundred non-rotten fish and a cup of soda, I have a bad taste in my mouth. I better have that by tomorrow or else I'll nipple kangaroo! Where have my hair feet gone? They have betrayed the greflts!
I don't even fucking know anymore.
I'm sorry but when those grass seeds go near those carrots I swear I can't cling 'em off until I grab my hoe and pimp them out. Yeah damn right I'm eating that. Baby carrot catastrophe holy crap i spelled that right the first time I am the best at seplling I'll beat you in a spelling bee!!!!! But bees sting so go ahead and win I don't care. If it isn't quality, it's heaven, if it isn't heaven, why are you in Africa? Cause this is Africa! dod ododo hey hey waka waka shut your pie hole, or the cake one i dunno, lolstolenfromGeorgeCarlin. Well just the asking part and the switch of stuff that's funny I watched that yesterday with the green tiles in my mind. My mind is loaded with fruit stuffs and stuff fruits. Alright that's enough back in the dungeon with ya!
Oh right I forgot about one thing...
It's time to learn to survive the Rapture which has already happened and it's the apocalypse oh my! Oh no oh no we are going to die! UNLESS you follow these tips from Chicago Randy that he has prepared so you will all live even if you don't believe in end of the world theories like Chicago Randy and I do!
Aw shit we're all fucked.
What the hell man Chicago Randy must have sent the wrong picture oh my the meteorites are blasting megaman into megadude and the energy balls oh no the lives are made out of his head oh why is this happening why Chicago Randy. WHAT'S THAT ALL CAPS THE PRESIDENT OF ROTTEN FISH? YOU SHUT YOUR WHOLE YOU'LL NEVER GET OUT, WE'RE ALL DEAD! WE HAVE DIED IT'S DONE, THAT'S IT FUCKER I'M GONNA SHOOT YOU INTO OBLIVION AND YOU'LL HAVE TO WIELD A SWORD TO KILL ME! STOP RIGHT THERE- GAH!
Gah... Dammit... The president of rotten fish got me on the neck... Chicago Randy... I have failed you! Why didn't you tell me he was a fighting kind er president I don't know anymore... Everything is going Chicago Randy dark no that isn't racist i mean I think he is the one... he is the true god we all speak of... believe in Chicago Randy! Chicago Randy is one! Alright sorry I'm pushing my newest religion on people I'm being hypocritical... see you next week... I mean ah I'm dying I must be dead forever goodnight Chicago... Randy...
Hello I am Chicago Randy, your replacement for just this day, Fedro, who is not me, Chicago Randy, because he is battling somebody kicking him repeatedly in the head with cleats and refreshing headache dogs. So I bring you me, Chicago Randy, away from Chicago Randy's Team Fortress 2 playing I am Chicago Randy and you better appreciate me doing this. Tonight's topic will be Gleforms, Nerbons, Halbuns and Liluts. The many dangers of Chicago Randy not being the president. For the first section we will be talking about Chicago Randy's worst enemy, Nerbons.
Deputy Nerbon
Coach Nerbon
Army Nerbon
As you and I, Chicago Randy, can see, they come in many forms. Many being 3, I am good at math being Chicago Randy I can count to yogi bears. If you look at a Nerbon as I do every day because they are my wost enemy because I am Chicago Randy. They can bring their bear attackers that they ride and have wings, they say "we will kill you whatever your name is!" and I respond with "I am Chicago Randy" then I destroy the Nerbons with grenade toys, their weakness, along side with garlic, but the problem is vampires hate me. Chicago Randy does not like Nerbons, they are not sexxxy like me, Chicago Randy. Because I am Chicago Randy, I shall explain the next problem that I, Chicago Randy, faces, Liluts.
Only one type of Lilut Chicago Randy knows about.
A Lilit will attack with many umbrellas while singing songs involving Paris, which hurts me, Chicago Randy. One weakness of mine which I will not reveal being Chicago Randy, is rap. A Lilut has no feeling of toes, they do not like green eggs and ham, the fiends, Chicago Randy loves green eggs and ham! Down with the sickness! Stop the references, I am not Fedro, I am Chicago Randy! Liluts may not be the worst, but they will destroy you all with toilets if they can, like many other things Chicago Randy can find with mold on the side of toast. I will move on from Liluts because typing their name more than 400 times without the use of crabs, the sea turtle. On to Chicago Randy's favourite enemy, Halbuns.
Halbuns can come in packs of twelve.
Halbuns themselves are harmless, at least to Chicago Randy, who is me. But if they meat up with their best friend, meat, they can be a very very slow and tasty killer. It depends on how you make them and pound their daughters that are at least 50. Don't get me, Chicago Randy, started on the condoms, one you top the Halbuns and beat together you will just be hurting your self very very slowly, and only will be painful of heart paperclips, only in technicolour. If you make the Halbuns absorb moister they will not be good, so that is a way to make you resist them if you will ever decide to put condoms on meat and top them with Halbuns. Not it is time for my worst of worst than the first thing Chicago Randy who is me said, Gleforms.
Beware
Gleforms are not to be messed with, if you mess with them you will eyebrows. Do you want to eyebrows? Chicago Randy doesn't therefore you do not either. If you eyebrows you will become alfomonic, a terrible disease in which flys burst out of you esophagus and eat away your appendix. A pleasant feeling until it hits you that you were never in California to begin with. There is no way to destroy them if they are messed, that includes uncleanliness. The mosquitoes will fly into your room and steal your steel. If you know any better you will avoid them like I, Chicago Randy, do capital waste. Papers will burn, tables will chairs, and brains will bring fairness to society! I, Chicago Randy, am not sure if that is good or not but we should avoid it! Now I will end this wheel barrel before the hesitances leave.
That is all for Chicago Randy Late Night Sexxxy Fiasco, which is the replacement just for this week's Late Saturday Even Though It's Sunday Morning Tired Blog. I am Chicago Randy and not Fedro, signing off. Bring the heel down, wear the shoes, heal the healers before they die and you become death. Which is actually fun but you wont like it, you wont at all, but I do, only because I am Chicago Randy, good night, be plastic. I am Chicago Randy.
I think I broke something. Yeah I'm here in a white zone with only a computer and internet where birds fall and flys bird because killing that other dimension me screwed some valor up. So now i'm here kicking it white and being white while eating chocolate. Dark chocolate.
Aside from that I have to escape the stalactites damn I spelled it wrong the first time I hope I corrected it to the right word but who cares I'm floating in air. Damn right french keyboard I ain't choosing you!
Candle Ish got his bling on in here! Careful of him though it'll happen later with fish and grenades. Not as tasty as fish NNNN chips. I have had none of those things listed I'm such a Klog. It's not so deliberate here the white tells me to hold my papers but I can't see them it's too white. Speaking of Harold did Fadre Clethmen actually threaten with a picture of a glue gun? I'm not sure if I could sell that in a yard sale if I get out of here but I'll try. So don't complain if that guy eats your foot, he has a leg fetish and has no room for feet. I just searched Fadre Clethmen and his propaganda spread on Google Images. He had become too famous for his own good.
Identity Head, for once an image that makes sense.
Wait... making sense is collapsing this white realm of red and is becoming too close for comfort. I think I should not continue that oh jeeze yeah with an extra e fuck jeez I am seeing everybody's life flashing before me why is this happening oh wait I said why it was happening oh my memory what is going on oh not again somebody help me exclamation mark. I think if I make this year gold I can get out of here with my clothes and sanity. But I lost sanity years ago and the white stole my clothes because they said being naked is the way of the pineapple. I like to have clothes though...
I started to watch plantation then the drawer surprised itself Well I think I might be turning into a rag doll. It isn't very good, the white is telling me it'll take till next week's edition of Maybe I Still Will be a Rag Doll Not One Word You Dolt. But I guess I can do Raggedy Ann unless she's younger than 16 because that is how old I am don't worry I'll be careful of the gnome trees and yeah I only have enough strength and can only type this and abruptly end this sentence and then press the post blog butt
An "electronic" image. DER DE DO DE DO DE DO DE... DU DE DE DE DE DE DE DE DE DU, DE DE DE DE DE DE DE, DE DE DE DE DE DE DE, DE DE DE DE DE DE DE DE DE DE DUN DUN!
Hello? Salutation, ladies and gentleman... is this thing on? I am Fadre Clethmen, Fedro Calvrezo's alternate dimension self. He has trained me in the arts of electricity and what he calls "bringing the bust down to plates" to deliver this long letter to each who reads on this site of the web created by silk worms. I'm quite scared that that fuse will burn all the way to the point where it explodes but Fedro assures me it wont. I don't trust him at all the bugger... why back in my day, I used to fly pigs all the time and even made a career out of it! The brain down folks in this dimension know nothing and let kangaroos bounce all they want. I swear I'll bring every one of my hats and eat bandages while singing the song of Hall!
Quite sorry I seem to have gone off on a spur, I'm substituting this worthless Fedro because he is busy in my dimension possibly eating the trees so he can get wood. With some sap on his waffle house. He has left an instruction book here to inform me on how to deal with you crumb dusts.
Is this what you fools believe in? Yes that's one, bring my monocle and make it worm flavoured! Aside from that what is the deal with your hippos? They plague the water like jack rabbits, but they just attack people like they should have human rights! If I was ruling this land I would twirl my moustache and destroy Santa Monica! What a place, they don't even believe in teh presence of Grenade King Squared. He is our ruler and I shall enforce you on this! Bring the troll feet! Bah! I asked for troll feet, not foot of troll! THERE IS A DIFFERENCE!
JUST WATCH!
Is this how you brain hedges magnify time? THIS IS AN ABOMINATION! And what is with this "colour"? Who would want this, it's burning my eyes as we speak! This isn't even speaking, how do I train this to ride along the streets with? I thought a "keyboard" could unlock every women's house but it doesn't! I must say you have fine dames in this dimension but that wont distract me! I think it's time to take you all down, I made sure Fedro can't get back here and will be stuck in my dimension forever! I will overtake this dimension and bring all that I like into it, and none of you turkey grinders can stop me! Prepare once I finish this, I'll rip you all, and take your mindless charter glass!
That's right, I have an electronic gun and it must hurt just like a cane! Ahahahahahah! You can't destroy me now! I know all of your secrets! Excuse me while I check what that bloody racket is... Oh dear, it's him... HOW DID HE GET OUT? He has my horse ship! THAT SNEAKY HATHEN! I'll be back tin foils! I will be you ruler!
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