Turbomonkey's Fail Fights ..
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Behold Giantbomb the wonders of the fabled Ken flowchart .
Yea its bad that i only just beat him . I have a lot to learn .
Behold Giantbomb the wonders of the fabled Ken flowchart .
Now i consider myself a die hard RTS player . The first game i played were Dune 2 on the Amiga . I have played every command and conquer game made . From there humble beggings with Westwood studios to EA . Games like Empire earth , Rise of nations , Warcraft (starcraft not so much) , Age of empires etc i have played and loved them all .
The William Wallace campaign on age of empires 2 was fucking awesome)
I don't know if you have heard of the this branch of Christianity called the " Westboro Baptist Church" They have been the target of a lot of controversy in their extremist beliefs and protests . Some examples of these include showing up at army funerals and preaching that God wanted their sons and daughters to die .
Now i am not writing this blog to target this church .
The United Kingdom is fully given over to fags, and proud of it – they are grevious sinners before their God like ancient Sodom, and they shall receive the same firey end. They roundly declare that what God says is an abomination is in fact an innocent lifestyle to be aspired to and rewarded.
Like it or not abortion is often necessary . I'm not going to turn this blog into a pro choice debate . But its the way this church uses the bible to support their claims and arguments that makes me livid .The murder of unborn babies has been legal in the United Kingdom since the Abortion Act of 1967. Abortion has been historically legal under common law in England, Scotland and Wales in certain situations, don’t you know. The English and their cohorts are oh so proper. Today, you can kill a 24-week old baby for social reasons; but most hospitals and clinics reportedly will not perform them after 18-20 weeks. 18 weeks or 24 weeks, IT’S STILL MURDER, you vile beasts! God Hates murder and murderers!!
Well me and my mate went to go get Borderlands on Friday (that's when it came out in Europe) anyway so we played no stop till we got to about lvl 23 . And then with any game where you can choose different classes we had our first nerd argument . God it feels like Baulders gate . Anyway .
He said :
"Dude Sirens are way better than soldiers . Also you sub class says Leader i refuse to follow you anymore . (he likes to RP a little too much ;P)
And i was like :
"Oh yea lets prove it who the leader is ! " ( did i mention i like to RP also)
We both smacked each other and it was ON !
I fucked him up .
He underestimated my turret and seeming as i was medic spec i never got hurt xD
Now this is what makes it so cool the fact you can just say fuck it i anit following you anymore lets fight to see who is the victor .
Oh and i have a habit of killing this mate in every game but on this game i heal him when i shoot him :)
GAME OF THE YEAR EVERY YEAR !!! xD
Now i love street fighter 4 and i love playing it with my friends and i guess i what I'm about to say is because I'm not very good at the game .
(lets get that out the way before you say i don't like the game because i suck ...i know )
But i find the street fighter 4 community on the whole to be one of the most annoying and hate filled communities i have ever experienced . Now I'm all for players talking a bit of trash to each other in fact that's what competitive games are all about beating the other player .
However there is a limit to what i with stand . I've played counter strike and halo 3 extensively which are known for their annoying communities also but street fighter 4 takes the fucking cake .
Let me run through some of the experiences i have come across on the game playing online and on this forum too .
There seems to be a unwritten rule of idiots who play street fighter 4 .
1 If you win you cheap
2 If you loose your a scrub
Having experienced Both of these on games online i have to say i am thoroughly put of ever wasting my time on this game . It seems that people who play this game have a goal to make themselves look like the biggest dumb ass as possible .
HEAVEN FORBID you use a character such as ken or akuma and beat a street fighter idiot . If you do prepare for a bombardment of angry messages and flaming .
On the GB forums they have users who go through character threads and express there stupidity because you don't play the way you like .
"OMG you play as ken go back to the training mode scrub ..."
Any way back to the point . I think i'm done with street fighter . Well at least playing online and participating in the threads about street fighter 4 .
If you want to see most of these things i have talked about in action just watch any Darksyde phill video . Now i know he puts it on but he does imitate the things that the community does that really annoys me .
Anyway i had to vent that .
First we start of with my new DVDs
1. D U N E -David Lynch 3 hour extended edition
Good old lucky number 7
I don't usually believe in these kind of things but today i had a experience that changed my mind .
In the U.K before you can sit your Driving test to get a full license you have to pass a thoery test . It invloves a number of questions with mulitple choice answers and a hazzard perception portion in which you must click the mouse if you se a hazard on a clip they show you .
I tried and failed to pass this stupid easy test 6 different times . Each one i failed by 2 . Exactly 2 marks off passing .
However this is where things start to get weird :
- I booked my test that i did today on the 7th of June .
- This is my seventh attempt at the test
- I woke up at exactly 7am
- I was placed on the 7th machine
And gues what .... I FUCKING PASSED !!!11
This can't be a coincednce . Maybe there is something to the number 7 after all .
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