I'm no historian, but I can only imagine the Quick Look of a more historically accurate, completely changed-up mechanically version of Battlefield1 might go something like;
"Hey Jeff", "Hey Drew, what's this?"
"This is Battlefield1"
"No seriously, Drew, what is this? It looks like a card game"
"Oh right, yes. I am indeed playing cards in my hospital bed while I recover from the 15 seconds of combat I took part in a few weeks ago. It was awesome, though. I got to fire upwards of 3 rounds at something off in the distance before I was incapacitated by an artillery shell going off nearby. I then got to take part in the "dragging myself back towards the trench on my bloody stumps" mini-game for 30 minutes followed by the "you passed out from blood loss" black screen. Thankfully they started me back in the hospital bed, but I still have to go through a lengthy period of recuperation before I can finally "respawn", obviously with the addition of prosthetic limbs and a healthy dose of psychological problems.
"Um. Sounds fun!? Why don't you load up one of your other saves. Show me another class so we can get a look at some of the more action-oriented parts"
"Okie Dokie, Jeff. here we go..."
"WTF?"
"Oh right, yeah. For this save I chose the Chef class. Now don't let me forget about that pot of potatoes over there while I chop these carrots"
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