Playing SR2 and my character just caught on fire. Normally this would be a bad thing-- except the fire never goes out!

I am constantly burning, but I take no damage from it!!

Furthermore, I can set other people on fire just by getting close to them. I can even drive cars, somehow!

I am currently playing as the world's most ironic paramedic, with every person I give CPR to immediately catching fire and burning to death as soon as I revive them. (I still get credit for the effort though.)

Oh-- I guess I should also mention my character is constantly screaming in pain throughout this entire process. Endless, endless pain.

...

What the hell.

I fail to see how this is a problem. Sounds hilarious.

I'd be celebrating if I were you. I was never fortunate enough to get such a..."blessing."

I think they want you to get the new one.
 
Their way of telling you SR2's burned out.

I think you mean something's gone wonderfully right.

Oh, Saints Row: The Third. I hope you're not as buggy as the first two.

lol that's great

Video, please.

I really really want to see a video of this.

Working as intended.

Man. Saints Row 2 was awesome.

Hey guys, guess what's still awesome? Saints Row 2.

Anyone know if the PC port plays alright with a 360 controller? I'm reinstalling it now; never made it past the first 10 minutes because the m+kb control was fucked. Couldn't even select menu items with a mouse. IIRC, there was no mouse.

@ajamafalous: My problem with this un-optimized PC port was more about having a choppy and inconsistent frame rate. With the default keyboard controls driving is terrible. Out of the car, the character stuff is fine.

@AngriGhandi: This happened to me. Couldn't stop laughing. Just jump in some water and you'll be golden.

This should be a cheat in Saints Row: The Third.