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Alt+F1: 44 - Spanish GP 2015

We barely make it out of the Catalunya jungle in time to talk about Räikkönen's potty mouth, the indestructible Pastor Maldonado, face tape in your air hole, GENE HAWS, and the latest in Formula E madness.

Alt+F1 is a weekly Formula 1 podcast from your friends at Giant Bomb. We run down the twists and turns of Earth's fastest and most expensive urinating contest. Join us for race recaps, news from the wide world of racing and the latest on Pastor Maldonado.

May. 12 2015

Posted by: Drew

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Formula 1

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Pastor Maldonado has never finished a Spanish Grand Prix

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Hey it's my favourite F1 podcast by gaming personalities.

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Aww yeeeeah. Time for some speedy car talk.

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Yeeeeeees.

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Pastor Maldonado doesn't even need a rear wing.

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Better than bombcast.

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Is that....Boo?

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Edited By THE_RUCKUS

Pastor is going for a surprise win no one ever expect him when he starts wining next few races.

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Is Matt Rorie on this episode? That dog is pretty cute.

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Pastor Maldonado can't melt steel beams!

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I am watching Leave it to Beaver on Netflix. I like that show!

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@ja050n: Life-threatening injury, that.

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Don't put it in R in the pit lane!

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some kind of rare pokemen

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I thought that Pastor was really wingin' it this weekend.

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"What's Leave it to Beaver"???

I'm officially old.

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But I must!

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Spanish Danny O'Dwyer sounds a lot like Watto.

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A user over at /r/formula1 posted a neat driver height image over the weekend. Sometimes I forget how small some of these guys are.

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European races aren't too bad on the East coast, but waking up at 7AM on a Sunday morning is hardly ideal.

And oh look, Bruno Senna crashed out. I don't want to say he's over-rated, because I don't think anyone's really rating him, but he's spent more time in the walls than on track in Formula E this year.

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The beginning of races starting at 12am on a Sunday/Monday. Good thing I've finished uni this year and am yet to find full time employment.

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@vesty said:
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A user over at /r/formula1 posted a neat driver height image over the weekend. Sometimes I forget how small some of these guys are.

of COURSE the Hulk is the tallest driver

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>Indy is at Iowa
N-no. The 500 is next weekend, silly drew. Testing and practices are going on in Indy all the way up to then.

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Edited By Echoes83

Hey guys ever consider doing any WRC coverage (Alt+WRC?), maybe at least to discuss the crazy amount of Sebastiens in motorsport? Sebastien Vettel, Sebastien Ogier (current WRC champion) and of course the venerable Sebastien Loeb?

Just a thought.

Thanks

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Well now I want to watch a F1 DOTA2 team...

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I'm a Lifetime Member of the National Helicopter-Rifle Association.

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Fuck yeah tokyo jungle!

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@the_ruckus: safest place is in front, nobody to crash into

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Order of magnitude was the term you were looking for. I was fucking yelling at my phone.

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@vesty: Webber was one F1 driver that had to suffer quite a bit because he was so tall for F1 driver.

He said one of the major reasons he left the sport was how thin he needed to be for the season to get past the weight he got from his height.

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@superslidetail said:

Is that....Boo?

Even though I don't know jack shit about F1, nor care about racing....that picture of Boo makes me want to listen to this.

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Red Bull really need to stop saying they are going to leave F1, surely this posturing will affect the teams, and in particular the drivers and any contracts negotiations with current drivers or those in the Red Bull development program.

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@superslidetail said:

Is that....Boo?

Even though I don't know jack shit about F1, nor care about racing....that picture of Boo makes me want to listen to this.

Haha, yea, wasn't sure if anyone else recognized that dog.

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@vesty said:
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A user over at /r/formula1 posted a neat driver height image over the weekend. Sometimes I forget how small some of these guys are.

Christ they're all taller than me. Even Massa.

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I think Nick Heidfeld has Senna beat on the first ever Formula E driver to catch some air.

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@corvak: Pastor does not need other cars near him to crash, He has mastery of missing corners and pit lanes.

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Edited By UlyssesMcQueen

In preparation for Monte Carlo, have a look 50 years into the past and at how much and how little has changed (race starts at 38:00):

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(including an excellent 'track walk' one minute in)

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I must be able to tell the future because when Alonso tore off his face mask I thought to myself, "Hmm I wonder if those ever get stuck inside engines".

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Also, talking about first corner pile ups:

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Is this podcast recorded in a different studio from the Bombcast? Because neither this podcast nor Danswers ever has skipping, but the Bombcast has been messed up 3 weeks in a row.

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@ascara89: besides, that huge money contract they get for F1 that was shown in detail this week (second only to Ferrari at the moment if memory serves)? That's a deal until 2020. They give up a lot if they leave F1. You better believe Bernie's lawyers don't leave loopholes behind.

Besides, it's only Helmut Marko.

Also shame on Drew for not mentioning the best racing this weekend: Zurich ADAC Nurburgring 24 Hours. The top class is GT3 spec sports cars (so Nissan GT-Rs, Mercedes SLS, Audi R8, etc) but there will be more than 100 cars on track of the FULL Nurburgring Nordschleife. For 24 hours.

Oh yes.

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@larmer: This is probably not recorded in a studio, but the same way they recorded the GOTY podcasts.

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Just leave it to beaver, Danny.

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Edited By larmer

@amyggen: Well I dunno about Alt-F1, but after looking at the thumbnail for the latest episode of Danswers I'm pretty positive that one is recorded in studio because I recognize that background from Gamespot's old Hotspot podcast and Gameplay podcast back when those were livestreamed. Gamespot used to record quite a few videos from that podcast room. I'm curious if that's the same place they record the Bombcast.

I guess it won't matter soon though as I hear both Gamespot and Giant Bomb are moving their offices to the first floor and getting new studios. Hope that happens soon because the skipping in the Bombcast has been driving me nuts these past few weeks.