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Lockdown 2020: Drug Dealer Simulator

Get ready to deal drugs and throw you backpack as we hit the streets of the future to sling that Zelda Fitzgerald.

It's a lockdown baby! We're under orders to work from home so here we go!

Apr. 20 2020

Cast: Jeff, Vinny, Ben

Posted by: Vinny

In This Episode:

Drug Dealer Simulator

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Real dope dealer forreal?

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This is the content I'm looking for.

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The PSA at the top is dad vinny gold

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this narrator sounds like he'd be a narc lmao

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Right into my veins

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xXxNarutoSmokeHolexXx420 returns!!

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Video games are great

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this seems better than i thought it would be

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i might just be projecting but vinny seemed actually high

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You got that Gilbert Gottfried?

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Plato o Plamo means silver or lead. i assume, in this context, to mean make dat money or die trying.

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This is essentially Truck Simulator

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Edited By Ravelle

This is the perfect time to post this all time classic:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6NJnjprd1s

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If you seek peace, prepare Ganja.

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@rigas: John Wick 3: Parajointum?

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@psychpunk: Videogames were a mistake. Look at Metal Gear.

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Thanks for providing all of this content during the pandemic. It really helps to cope with this.

I've spent my time doing lab work with Granblue Fantasy Versus. Is there any chance that the doctor-professors are working on any papers for peer review? There's some exciting work being done on CvS 2, I hear.

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That last difficulty option they don't recognize is a reference to a Pablo Escobar line that got famous due to the Netflix show Narcos.

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@ravelle: Thanks for posting this. I remember this bit from the podcast. Vinny and Jeff in the same room is a magical thing.

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The year is 2024 and the nicest drug dealer in the world is willing to run to your location at all hours of the night to sell you a dime of weed.

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That was great. Especially when Jeff showed up as the police.

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The next GB endurance run?

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This was a great video. Vinny and Ben are a duo I wish we got more of, they pair up great for stuff like this.

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Kurwa is pronounced kool-va and is said every third word (source, know Polish people)

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Kurwa is pronounced kool-va and is said every third word (source, know Polish people)

Koorr-vah. And yes, depending on the situation, some people use it in sentences that sound like fuck, fuckedy, fuck fuck.

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@asherrd said:

Plato o Plamo means silver or lead. i assume, in this context, to mean make dat money or die trying.

I think it's just a reference to Pablo Escobar's infamous threat: either take a bribe or take a bullet.

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This was great.

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Maybe if you read the on screen text that tells you how to do stuff you'd know how to do stuff :P

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Watching Vinny at the table is next level frustration. Oh boy.

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im on that fat albert

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Darn that's some motion blur.

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@cr0ssbow said:

This was a great video. Vinny and Ben are a duo I wish we got more of, they pair up great for stuff like this.

I came into this comments section to post this view! I don't think I've heard Vinny and Ben together before, but they worked surprisingly well! Helps that it was a "dumb" video but it was very fun!

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Hello Vincent. I’m from the internet police and I’m shutting you druggies down.