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Kerbal: Project B.E.A.S.T

Kerbal: Project B.E.A.S.T: Part 03

We head back to the stars, but with one Kerbal already stranded the stellar stakes are raised even higher.

No, this actually _is_ rocket science, thank you very much.

Dec. 24 2015

Cast: Vinny, Alex, Austin

Posted by: Vinny

In This Episode:

Kerbal Space Program

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Like Tiny Tim wisely said, "God bless us, everyon...AAAAAAAAAAAAAA PULL UP PULL UP AAAAH!"

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Edited By hellbent

i so wish they were playing career mode instead and actually learning as they go. the initial ridiculousness and hilarity of sandbox mode wears off when they crash into Mun 5 or 6 times...

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These are so fun. I love the recaps and next time teasers!

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All that needs said.

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@hellbent said:

i so wish they were playing career mode instead and actually learning as they go. the initial ridiculousness and hilarity of sandbox mode wears off when they crash into Mun 5 or 6 times...

They're learning plenty, they've already made a ton of progress. And they didn't have to spend 10 hours flying to Kerbin's poles taking soil samples in order to do it, either.

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Edited By Afroofdoom

God, watching these is equal parts incredible and infuriating. Actually that's unfair, it's a lot more incredible.

Vinny worrying about minor efficiencies and trying not to get too high while not noticing he's burning into some weird, useless polar orbit is too good to get mad at :D

@bbalpert said:

Reminder/PSA: They recorded the first 5-6 episodes all at once (or at least ahead of time), so don't get mad if they aren't taking advice from the comments. That would be impossible.

This is probably the worst part :D

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oh man, I panicked so hard at the minimization during the descent and then laughed so hard at the bill moment, what a roller coaster ride it's been, love it!

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I cant wait for the next Project B.E.A.S.T My favorite thing going on right now!!

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"Is that a baby noise?" is an EXTREMELY LATE entry into Best Throwaway Line of 2015.

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This is the hardest I've laughed at a GB video in a long time. Thanks!

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Why is the engine in the second stage all floppy? That seems bad.

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I think the best part of this series is that after every fuck up there is a couple second long silence, followed by Alex going "What did we learn?"

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Every time Austin calls out Vinny or Vinny "accidentally" jettisons the fuel tanks, I laugh so hard that I pee a little. CAN'T WAIT FOR MORE!

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This is my favorite series.

You'd think they'd know to fly East during takeoff. Its on their flag!

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Suggesting a title change to "From Earth to Kaboom"

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"Gotta go fast!" - 'Bullet' Bill Kerman.

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That was fun

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@cbirdsong said:

Why is the engine in the second stage all floppy? That seems bad.

The big rockets in the first stage just kind of fire in a straight line out the back, but most of the liquid fuel engines in the game can control the craft's direction by tilting the nozzle at the end of the engine (like a rudder in a boat). In particular the main engine he's got for stage 2 is capable of some really powerful steering (it's super excessive for the size of the craft the guys made). Since the engine they're using is overpowered for their craft, it's hard for it to gently steer the ship, so it keeps going too much in one direction and having to overcompensate the other way in a repeating cycle, causing that wobble. They could avoid that by limiting how much the rocket's nozzle can tilt (called the gimble angle) by right clicking the engine (either in flight or in the build screen), but they're probably not going to stumble upon that by accident.

It's bad in that it makes the ship use a bit more fuel than it needs to, but it's not very significant compared to some of their other issues.

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BILL!!!!!!!!!! :(

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Great feature, I assume that every time you shift those fuel tanks, the fuel line breaks? It was an honest mistake, there's nothing that could have been done for that poor kerbal.

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Edited By sgtsphynx  Moderator

@vinny@austin_walker@alex Here is a nice little conversion table for you to easily convert m/s to mph (rounded to the nearest whole number), because you guys were way off on your estimation.

m/smph
1022
2556
50112
100224
200447
400895
8001790

Bill was traveling 179 mph when he hit the surface of Mun.

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Edited By fattony12000

@vinny; @alex; @austin_walker;

Remember! Get that 70 km number out of your head for the height you need before you start making an orbit around Kerbin, you should really be shooting for 100 km instead! You'll only be making it easier on yourself!

Remember! Use maneuver nodes better! You should only ever be firing your engines to do a maneuver at apoapsis. Not before, not after, and you need to (very nearly) always be doing it at full burn.

Remember! The space shuttle (for example) fires all of it's engines and boosters at the same time to get into orbit! You're just making it harder on yourself carrying all that weight in fuel not doing anything during lift-off!

Remember! Like I said in the last video! You're killing yourself with this crazy fuel tank/fuel line system! Keep it simple and save your sanity!

Remember! I love you!

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This is my new favorite series!!

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God I'm at work and that ending made me laugh til I cried.

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R.I.P. Bill. Tough choices have to be made in space. However, stupid choices, on Vinny's end, didn't have to be made. Let's all learn a valuable lesson here. That lesson, don't let Vinny play God.

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Bill died a hero. RIP.

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RIP Bill #kindofrememberhisname

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R.I.P Bill "Bullet" Kerman, He always wanted to go fast, this time he went too fast.

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Nail biting excitement.

Super cool guys. I should get this on PC and Wii U when that comes out.

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@jinoru said:

Nail biting excitement.

Super cool guys. I should get this on PC and Wii U when that comes out.

I'd say just get it on PC. There's a really big modding community for this game on PC and none of that would make its way to the Wii U version.

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Well, at least Bill got a burial.

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I had a feeling Vinny would be willing to kill off the kerbal just for shits and giggles. End result turned out funnier than I expected

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Thanks GBeast Crew, this a great way to celebrate the holidays.

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This series is one of the greatest GB has put on over the last few years. It is hard to thin k that the Bio-forge series will be second now! Thanks Vinny for everything you do, please never leave Giant Bomb!

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"Hit the parachute!"

"Uh... there's no air on the mun."

"Oh yeah."

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Ok Ok I get it, I'm off to Steam to buy KSP. I hope all proceeds of my sale go To the family of Bill a true hero.

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Use the mono propellant to deorbit your spacecraft.

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best feature

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... I need counselling.

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Oh man. This is some "Space Brothers" anime stuff here. Poor Bill!

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This episode seemed light on editing.

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They choose to go to the moon not because it is easy!

Outstanding production on the intros and outro's. Very large indeed.

Alex sounds like the Hooded Claw.

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His name was Bill. A Hero.

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I want them to start dabbling with Space Planes at some point.

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Vinny, the teases at the end are SO GOOD!

(thank all of you for the most wonderful content)

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This is really making me want to get back into playing some Kerbal...

I know I was cheering in the car when it happened!