Quick Look: Jerry Rice and Nitus' Dog Football

@bko said:

I'm disappointed at what a black hole of cynicism this whole site -- community included -- has become. Not defending the game, but it's clear you popped in yet another kids game simply for purposes of making fun of it, which of course all the GB fanboys will lap up in the comments. You guys might be getting too old for this.

It's a dog football game where Jerry Rice is involved. The quality of this game doesn't matter. That first part is why anyone cares.

@GorillaSalad said:

anyone else unable to get past the first 15 seconds? It keeps asking me to play again.

it stopped for me twice. Once about halfway in and the second time about 30 seconds later after jumping back to where it stopped previously. I've occasionally had this problem in the past but this is the first time in a while it has done this.

Why does the Scottish man have a four leaf clover? 

@bko said:

I'm disappointed at what a black hole of cynicism this whole site -- community included -- has become. Not defending the game, but it's clear you popped in yet another kids game simply for purposes of making fun of it, which of course all the GB fanboys will lap up in the comments. You guys might be getting too old for this.

Really? Because if you watched the Cars 2 Quick Look, you would see this very site give a very good view of a good game that is marketed and made for kids, and not a cheap ass cash in like this garbage.

@bko said:

I'm disappointed at what a black hole of cynicism this whole site -- community included -- has become. Not defending the game, but it's clear you popped in yet another kids game simply for purposes of making fun of it, which of course all the GB fanboys will lap up in the comments. You guys might be getting too old for this.

Psst, if you don't like it, you don't have to watch it. Also, your post insinuates that kids games have to be bad; they don't.

What the bark did I watch? Is this game real?

YES! Finally.

I'm disappointed at what a black hole of cynicism this whole site -- community included -- has become.  Not defending the game, but it's clear you popped in yet another kids game simply for purposes of making fun of it, which of course all the GB fanboys will lap up in the comments. You guys might be getting too old for this.

Dog football starring Jeff Furstmann, Matt Ruffrie, and Dave Schnauzer!

I'm disappointed at what a black hole of cynicism this whole site -- community included -- has become.  Not defending the game, but it's clear you popped in yet another kids game simply for purposes of making fun of it, which of course all the GB fanboys will lap up in the comments. You guys might be getting too old for this.

I wonder what a Michael Vick version of this would be like... probably a lot like every Pokemon game.

Of course, Matt Rorie is in this quick look. How could I have not seen that coming?

i CANT TAKE THE PUNS!

This opens the door for Vicks dogfighting game!  Can't wait!

I'm disappointed at what a black hole of cynicism this whole site -- community included -- has become.  Not defending the game, but it's clear you popped in yet another kids game simply for purposes of making fun of it, which of course all the GB fanboys will lap up in the comments. You guys might be getting too old for this.

Dog football starring Jeff Furstmann, Matt Ruffrie, and Dave Schnauzer!

Holy crap did it take a long time for you to get into the game!

Next time someone needs to get the "FIRST" quest, just type FUR-ST.

I'm disappointed at what a black hole of cynicism this whole site -- community included -- has become.  Not defending the game, but it's clear you popped in yet another kids game simply for purposes of making fun of it, which of course all the GB fanboys will lap up in the comments. You guys might be getting too old for this.

I'm disappointed at what a black hole of cynicism this whole site -- community included -- has become.  Not defending the game, but it's clear you popped in yet another kids game simply for purposes of making fun of it, which of course all the GB fanboys will lap up in the comments. You guys might be getting too old for this.

Why would you waste time on this and not have a quick look for El Shaddai, a game I actually want to see.

@louiedog: The community is a mix of whiners, cynics, crabs, people who repeat Bombcast jokes ad nauseam, and creepy people who send the guys gifts because they don't have friends of their own. Why would I want to be a part of that?

next up Kobe Bryants "Kitty cats can't hurt me".

Hahaha, yes! It's the quick look you've all been waiting for!!

This isn't a very nice conv-alsatian, you guys should just pull the pug on it here.

@jorbear said:

Goddammit this was the exact thing I was going to post

According to Wikepidia, Nitus "are small matter, which fall into a person's ear and go to their brain. They do not kill, but are said to feed like maggots on the memory and create tiredness and forgetfulness." 
 Thought you might be interested.

They ripped off AC/DC's jailbreak at 8:48

It's funny because Cynic is Greek for Dog-Like. "Jerry Rice and Nitus' Cynical Football."

@louiedog: The community is a mix of whiners, cynics, crabs, people who repeat Bombcast jokes ad nauseam, and creepy people who send the guys gifts because they don't have friends of their own. Why would I want to be a part of that?

"I think I like him better blonde" Um...it kind of makes it look like he's wearing a hard candy yellow spiky hat. 

Rorie is the worst dog football player. He'd never last in the Platinum League.

Laughing at the crab in the loading screen. 

This game doesn't look completely terrierble, might see if I can russell up some extra cash for it once I've finished Collie of Duty.

Most anticipated Quick Look to this date!

DONDAKE?!

"The Rice Around" is that some pun on "reach around"? That's not rated E!

@louiedog: The community is a mix of whiners, cynics, crabs, people who repeat Bombcast jokes ad nauseam, and creepy people who send the guys gifts because they don't have friends of their own. Why would I want to be a part of that?

I'm disappointed at what a black hole of cynicism this whole site -- community included -- has become.  Not defending the game, but it's clear you popped in yet another kids game simply for purposes of making fun of it, which of course all the GB fanboys will lap up in the comments. You guys might be getting too old for this.

@bko said:

I'm disappointed at what a black hole of cynicism this whole site -- community included -- has become.  Not defending the game, but it's clear you popped in yet another kids game simply for purposes of making fun of it, which of course all the GB fanboys will lap up in the comments. You guys might be getting too old for this.

Nice Shakespeare theater.

Paws screen!

@MariachiMacabre: I guess you could say I was...

FUR-st.

@bko said:

@louiedog: The community is a mix of whiners, cynics, crabs, people who repeat Bombcast jokes ad nauseam, and creepy people who send the guys gifts because they don't have friends of their own. Why would I want to be a part of that?

Then here's a idea. Fuck off.

Anyways, this Quick Look was hilarious.

"FUR-ST DOWN!"

"FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK YOU"

You what, I'll say it. Better then Madden.

I can't believe I watched this - all of it. #80 Jerry Rice still has power over me.

You're...you're telling me people are defending this game? HAHAHAHA. This is some game of the year material alright.