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Quick Look: Pineview Drive

Caution: if you have an unnatural fear of keys, we do not recommend you watch this Quick Look. Also, that's kinda weird.

Sit back and enjoy as the Giant Bomb team takes an unedited look at the latest video games.

Aug. 5 2014

Cast: Drew, Dan

Posted by: Jason

In This Episode:

Pineview Drive

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A minute until a random spoiler, that has to be a record, right?

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No... no... NO! NOT THE KEYS!

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Spookin' with Drew & Dan.

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Drew and Dan are a great team to play bad games

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The ending of Blair Witch is scary and Blade Runner is good.

Dan tried to eat egg shells.

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Don't be an idiot, always cover your dork.

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Why aren't these keys in the shape of anything? Don't they know anything about unlocking? Seriously, Resident Evil solved this problem almost 20 years ago.

The game seems bad about its UI cues and logic in general. Locks you can't interact with are red, makes sense. But then the keys you can interact with are also red. And when you go back to the lock you now can interact with, it's still red.

With the unlocking of doors being a main gameplay mechanic of this game, it just seems bizarre that they did not address these things.

Can't pick up batteries before you've picked up a flash light, because of reasons.

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Okay, I thought I loved Dan, but selling your copy of Blade Runner and unsure if you ever watched hurts me so hard.

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What is up with the brightness, guys? Maybe you should calibrate the monitor you are playing on instead of jacking the settings up in every game? This way all the viewers with actually calibrated TVs end up seeing washed up videos!

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@hollitz: Blair Witch was never scary! :)


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Key Simulator 2014

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God damn it, Dan.

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Don W. Stairs.

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God dammit Dan, you need to fix that... you need to see Blade Runner.

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Get Dan and Drew to play all bad horror games tia

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Guys, before you go saying that Dan needs to see Blade Runner, keep in mind, this is Dan. Does Blade Runner seem like something he'd like? I mean, I love Blade Runner, but even I admit, that movie is pretty boring if you're not into it. For all I know, maybe he would really like it, but just keep in mind that like many people, Dan has his own particular (and sometimes strange) opinions and tastes. And that saying it in the comments isn't going to magically make it happen.

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A minute until a random spoiler, that has to be a record, right?

So I'll know whether or not to skip over that part, what gets spoiled?

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Guys, before you go saying that Dan needs to see Blade Runner, keep in mind, this is Dan. Does Blade Runner seem like something he'd like?

There's no wresting in it, so of course he won't be interested.

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This game is like Silent Hill in first person

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@xite said:

God damn it, Dan.

The newly-minted Giant Bomb equivalent to Walter Sobchak's "Shut the fuck up, Donny."

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@soviet666: Actually, there is some stuff that's kinda wrestling-ish in the fight between Deckard and Pris. I mean, it's not literally wrestling, but it's close-ish.

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@humanity said:

This game is like Silent Hill in first person

But you can actually open these doors. Silent Hill is eternally full of locked doors.

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This spooky mansion game needs more master of unlocking.

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TRIGGER WARNING

Keys.

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Getting some intense nausea from this game for some reason. Another HL2 similarity I guess.

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@ironrinn said:

@xite said:

God damn it, Dan.

The newly-minted Giant Bomb equivalent to Walter Sobchak's "Shut the fuck up, Donny."

Ha!

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The true terror of this game is that it's just a metaphor for life. The constant thrill of finding out what is behind closed and locked doors ruined by the fact that its just a boring note that makes you fall asleep. You keep trying to find something interesting but there is nothing, a true existentialist thriller for the ages.

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Drew and Dan are a great team to play bad games

Correction: The BEST team to play bad games.

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"I pretty much don't know anything that wasn't in a Simpsons episode." Yes! Someone else like me!

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Those keys did not open doors, I feel that I've been lied to by Gauntlet for all these years!

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@bbalpert said:

@beachthunder said:

A minute until a random spoiler, that has to be a record, right?

So I'll know whether or not to skip over that part, what gets spoiled?

Talking about a 32 year old movie can't seriously be considered a spoiler....

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I don't think this game is very good...

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Dan needs to quick look every Simpsons game ever created.

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I recently watched Blade Runner with my girlfriend, who has never seen it. She was so fucking bored and confused the entire time. And when she asked me to explain why the film was interesting, all I could tell her is that it's about the "atmosphere", which sounded like a shitty cop out. So, as a result, I ended up being super fucking bored and we didn't even finish it.

This is all to say that I don't blame Dan for thinking the movie is boring.

At least there aren't any keys in Blade Runner.

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Loving the Dan and Drew team. When that ghost or whatever dropped another key, I fucking lost it.

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I've learned to immitute Dan exarctly.

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aren't you guys using a 680? Y U NO turn it to high and turn on AA? journalistic standard?

EDIT : my bad, gut reaction. not far enough in.

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I love how Dan and Drew always just keep chugging along and try to get the most out of the game, no matter how truly terrible and boring it is

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@dusker said:

I recently watched Blade Runner with my girlfriend, who has never seen it. She was so fucking bored and confused the entire time. And when she asked me to explain why the film was interesting, all I could tell her is that it's about the "atmosphere", which sounded like a shitty cop out. So, as a result, I ended up being super fucking bored and we didn't even finish it.

This is all to say that I don't blame Dan for thinking the movie is boring.

At least there aren't any keys in Blade Runner.

I had the exact same experience with my GF a few months ago. I tried to argue "Film Noir" and "Vangelis", but it was rather hopeless.

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I thought the painting bit was cool but holy fuck the find key/door/paper/sleep repeat cycle is atrocious.

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I think we have a new top contender for Worst Game of the Year.

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QL is awesome but why keep the settings on medium / medium and low?

:(

Come on folks, we live in 2014 here!!!!!

Don't they change everything to high like 4 minutes in?

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Oh maaaan.... This game. Why would you do this?

If the developer intentionally designed the intro to be this frustrating patience-trying repetitive insanity with the intent of having the player character snap at the same time as the player, and then have the game shift into something completely different, that'd be a reason, I guess. But that's not happening, is it?

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Oh Dan. We learn so much about you during these segments.

Seriously though, watch Bladerunner (Directors Cut). Really good movie.

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Shit's Locked: The Game

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Wow. Game just looks tedious and a waste of time honestly. That flashlight. Jesus, its so bad. They try to make an immersive horror game and fail miserably.