Quick Look: Resident Evil 5: Desperate Escape

I kinda think Brad is getting worse because of all of us saying this and that criticizing his game skills. I mean he probably ran away all that time for the fear of dying and embrassing himself.
Seriously don't take it too hard... just have fun playing the game and get a little competitive... You'll do alright.

After readin through all the comments here, I think its best that I...never...watch this video.

I think a lot of you guys are underestimating how difficult it is to provide an entertaining & informative running commentary while playing a shooter where certain enemies can kill you in one hit.  

I totally believe Brad's story about needing 92 retries to get the Masters of Removing Achievement if he and his cousin did it on Professional.  Even on Normal that Achievement/Trophy is a pain in the ass to get, especially with the AI playing Sheva.

gold gold

Chill out people...

Brad's endless search for a Magnum speaks to deeper childhood issues.

Man, I do NOT like how Brad plays RE5. I kept yelling WTF R U DOIN?!!. I'm exhausted.

you guys are fucking stupid

"get that, use the toilet and go" lol

I quite enjoyed the QL.

This is unwatchable.

Fun Fact: You can make Jill jump on an enemies shoulders with their head between her knees and proceed to snap their kneecap if you shoot the enemies knee cap then run behind them and activate a melee attack.
 
Also using quick turnaround will help you GREATLY in RE 4 and RE 5, Just press the run button and tap the control stick backwards at the same time. Great against those big guys since it takes you about 1 second to turn around and fire off a couple rounds.

This woman's buttocks are of tremendous quality.

" Brad's endless search for a Magnum speaks to deeper childhood issues. "

damn their are alot of whinny bitches on tonight..

" Man, I do NOT like how Brad plays RE5. I kept yelling WTF R U DOIN?!!. I'm exhausted. "

Dude it was maybe only like 2-5 years she was missing when there last misson was. Plus brad you need to be quicker with picking items that stuff will get you killed if your not quicker.

Beautiful game with a huge identity crisis.

" This woman's buttocks are of tremendous quality. "

I had forgotten how suspensful the game had been. Also Brad wasnt that bad, but at the end at the grenade launcher....SHOOT THE GOD DAMNED DOOR, DIDNT YOU WATCH THE CUTSCENE!?  :P

Jason!  Jason.  Jason!

" @paulishere22 said:

" This woman's buttocks are of tremendous quality. "

Glad someone else noticed this. "

BRAD SHOOT THE ZOMBIES! Stop running away saying how much you hate them.

Haha, I love this QL! I had the Benny Hill theme song running in my head while Brad was dodging those chainsaw guys. 
 
  

Brad..... you can't play re5.
Lag doesn't factor into quick time events, i played through all of re5 including dlc with a friend from Louisiana... i'm in England.

Brad swearing alot. Awesome.

Brad really need to learn to shoot the chainsaw guys in the eye....

Brad says "It's a shooter" and then starts running around crying "OMG, OMG" and picking up stuff, running in circles etc etc ... doing everything except shooting!  
 
Hahaha :)

Yea this does look rough since you can't bring your weapons or money over.

Still surprised they are putting out more for RE5, would have been nice to be able to play it but the controls for me were way too clunky for some kind of action game. Glad other people are finding easier time working with the wierd control scheme on the last 2 RE games.

" @CaptainObvious said:

" Oh come on.....where is Deadly Premonition??! The wait is literally killing me. "

You could say the wait is... 

DEADLY!

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My favourite part of this quick look was Brad yelling out my name.....That doesn't sound quite right.

" @DivineCC said:

" @paulishere22 said:

" This woman's buttocks are of tremendous quality. "

Glad someone else noticed this. "

I noticed the second time Jill climbed the ladder to the safe with 3 'nades. As the famous Dave Snyde says, "If you're gonna be looking at a character's butt the whole game, it might as well look good." Apparently Capcom went along with it. "

Brad is the worst Resident Evil player EVER

Brad lives in the equip menu.  I wonder if he knew that the D-Pad lets you switch weapons.   I wish I had scrolled down and seen the Benny Hill music post.  That would have made this QL 5/5.

I think Brad should do a review of Demon's Souls or the next Ninja Gaiden.

I keep saying I'm gonna go back to RE5 but it hasn't happened yet... with all the stuff on the horizon I don't know if I will or not

How come Brad is so squemish about the mere thought of a couple of scabs on Jill's chest, but is perfectly cool blasting people's faces apart and watching Jill getting her head sawn off?

That escape was desperate.

One word......MAGNUM!

" I keep saying I'm gonna go back to RE5 but it hasn't happened yet... with all the stuff on the horizon I don't know if I will or not "

" Gears of War with monsters.  Regardless of my opinion on this game, it still seems like too much money for the amount of content in here. "

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Sigh, why didn't he just shoot the door open at the end there :|

I don't know why but I can't stop staring at her ass.