This Ain't No Game: TANG: DOA: Dead or Alive

Lol at Tomb Raider guy.

Even bigger lol at the Endurance Run.

Bewbies!  wait wut?

gulp.
lol

Man, I don't know why I watched this movie all the way through...but I did. It's almost like watching a train wreck in slow motion. You can't turn away!

How does she get out of the shower with a bunch of makeup on her face O_o

oh man i love the editing in TANG

I loved this movie to the max! Just don't tell anyone........

looks so incredibly bad that i have to see it. too bad the ps-13 rating ticks me off. the doa games, at least the recent ones, have embraced an M rating, so i hoped the movie would go R.

I forgot Big Sexy was in the film.

I would slide my snake trouser in between Christies jello molds anytime!!!!

I liked DOA, the movie. My expectations were set extremely low before watching it, and it did not disappoint. Like the game, it's stupid fun.

Yes! New TANG.

Devon Aoki's not that bad. At least not in Sin City, maybe because she didn't say anything in that, just cut off dude's heads?

Long live Vinny sneaking in clips of the Endurance Run in to TANG.

LOL

Persona 4 woooo!!! There should definitely be a persona called Lucha Deer Bomb, a mix of the bomb from the Giant Bomb logo and Lucha Deer thats strong against everything and absorbs darkness magic.

On a more relevent note, I'm glad I didn't see this movie, and thanks to Ryan for providing all the information I'd ever need on it.

Hahaha, the guy playing persona 4  ^ __ ^

Nice TANG

P4ER Reference FTW

I laughed when that weird guy from the Tomb Raider movie appeared.

Are we nearing the end of video game movies?  I can't think of any that Ryan hasen't done yet; off the top of my head.

Its not Pu Tang,....its Poon Tang.

I like this movie.  I've said it time and time again.  This is not great cinema but if you surrender yourself to the goofiness, you can have a good time with it.  And, like Mortal Kombat 1, the fight scenes are pretty good. 

Great TANG as always.

Haha! the Tomb Raider guy! classic :P

@ Arjuna:

There's House of the Dead, Alone in the Dark, Dungeon Siege, Mortal Kombat 2 & 3, Far Cry, Postal, the Street Fighter II anime movie, and I'm sure a few others I can't recall right now.  The problem is that most of them are Uwe Boll movies. 

Crotch inspector. Yep. No she-males in this movie.

GB needs to keep away from reviewing these kind of retarded movies. Let them go straight to DVD like they deserve.

Wire Fu and boobs!  the greatest combination!!  :D

The movie looks so terrible. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

HOLLY VALANCE!

Boobs not as big and bouncy as in the video game and skin not as plastic...Almost as if real women didn't look like the DoA characters...

was that kevin nash in that scene with the girls in bed? just noticed it.

Oh, the evil staring guy. TANG just keeps getting better

Wow, movie looks pretty bad but some of the girls are smoking hot!

That guy knows something we don't.

I never saw this movie, I imagined it would be terrible, but now I actually kinda wanna see it!

Hahaha.  "Rainy, slow-motion beach."  This movie looks horrendous.

How can he have missed the ninjas playing vollyball in the background?

Really dumb but extremely entertaining movie.

I'm totally gonna watch this right now.. but only 'cause it looks so bad.

Some kinda ninja princess... when he said that. I started cracking up. Especially about how she played the role
terribly.

TANG-y goodness!!! doa 4=Awsomeness

That Holy Valance is one peice of ace... I know, me and her GOT IT ON!

I actually liked Dead or Alive quite a bit from the hour or so I watched of it.

Is eye makeup waterproof? Or is makeup magical?

Actually, Dead or Alive shouldn't have been adapted to the big screen. Because real-life actresses can't match up to the in-game characters.

Curse you Ryan Davis! I've just added DOA to my Netflix queue!

That Christie fight was actually kinda funny at the end.

Holy crap! Is that Kevin Nash as Tina's father?

I saw the movie just yesterday.. on TV, and I was like.. I am not gonna miss much if I see it here.. but OH BOY was I wrong!

They didnt show ANYTHING, they didnt show Christie's intro, no 3s company thing, no "Falling in pool",  no "kini Panning" during the slowmo match basically no nothing.. All that was left was nothing but ___. Man, its a good thing I saw this after watching.. basically showed everything I missed.. or maybe theres more stuff.. but oh well.. I've watched and I dont think I will watch it again just for that :P

Also.. PLEASE do Max Payne next.. I saw it recently.. dont know why.. but after any game movie I watch.. I just cant help it till I see a TANG on it :P It adds more value to the watch :P

lol rise