This Ain't No Game: TANG: In The Name of the King

I watched this movie while going to sleep, and it served its purpose.

I think the actors joined Uwe Boll in this terrible movie making business to hopefully infiltrate Boll's studio. But it seems that Boll brainwashed them with his terrible direction.

OHOAHOAHOAHOAHH!

Ray Liotta WHYYYYY??? You were in Goodfellas god dammit!

Is it just me or does Luchadeer sound like Homsar from the SBEmails?

I didn't know this was based on a video game.

wow what must one do to star in the lead role in good fellas and in a uwe boll movie

Ron Pearlman!? Really? Ron Pearlman is in this movie? REALLY? What crazy alternate dimension did this movie pop out of? Seriously. Ray Liotta was hard enough to swallow. But Ron Pearlman? I think my mind just exploded.

Hellboy and Shaggy? WTF?

Luchadeer IS DA KING!

Another movie flushed down the Boll

Luchadeer sounds like Homsar?

Oh, Claire. How far you have fallen. It pains me to see you so.

LUCHAKING!!!

"It's worse than bland, it's boring."  That's my take exactly.  I've tried to sit through this movie a couple of times, but each time I wind up watching something else because it's so damned boring. 

If Ryan thinks this is bad, wait until he gets to the BloodRayne stuff.  Ugh!

You know what? This look at a horrible Dungeon Siege movie made me yearn to play the awesome game it's based off again. Installing now.

Edit: So Dungeon Siege apparently breaks Windows 7. Amazing how a game published and maintained by Microsoft (the patches route to Microsoft's site) can't maintain compatibility with their own operating systems.

You sure that's Ray Liotta? Looks more like William Shatner after he's tied one on.

I never did see this. I thought to many times for the fun factor of a horrid movie since I did enjoy Dungeon Siege. Though that never came through and now I am grateful for never seeing it.

Thank you Ryan for suffering through such pain for me!

You mean Luchadeer's appearance didn't make this movie great? Wow, it must've really sucked. lol

Jason Statham really cant do any other parts than the badass conman it seems. His appearance and voice, and kung fu stuff, just lends to being an anti-hero.

As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a wizard.

When this first came out, I wanted to see it for the soul fact that Jason Statham was in this movie and I was hoping for a medieval Transporter but in the end, I wised up and decided that Uve Boll would not take my money

Ray Liotta, whyyyy?! I had to double-check to make sure this was indeed the same Ray Liotta that was in Goodfellas.

" Is it just me or does Luchadeer sound like Homsar from the SBEmails? "

How did so many established actors get conned into doing this? Also Ray Liotta and Burt Reynolds seem like a horrible fit for a medieval fantasy movie.

Ray Liotta has the creepiest, yet funniest laugh next to Willem Dafoe.

So, how often is he gonna do the Homsar voice?

" As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a wizard. "

Awesome TANG!

Sadly most of Ray Liotta's good (as in bad) material was cut. :(

I didn't know Luchadeer rode a horse.

It still blows my mind at exactly how many well known actors Uwe suckered into being in this film.

Ray liotta??????  WHY?????????????

"adding ninjas doesn't necessarily make everything better."

True, but adding Jason Statham does.

Uray bole or ujay bowl or what ever the fucks his name is, should be shot!

That laugh sounds like Homsar from Homestar Runner, fo sho

Wow, just fucking wow....That looks terrible.  The sad thing is its a pretty decent cast.  i dont know the last movie Ive seen with so many ppl I recognized.

how the fuck does Boll manage to get actors like this to work for him?!?!?!?!?!?!? seriously, who the fuck does he know?!1

"It's like poop out of a butt" Ryan Davis

What is this fad with Uwe Boll getting to direct? Who the hell is he in bed with?

Don't actors read scripts anymore? Or decline if the director is a turd? Depressing.

" Sadly most of Ray Liotta's good (as in bad) material was cut. :( "

Man, I might have to watch this one based on the cast & ninja element alone, even though this means I will have seen way more Matthew Lillard than I'd ever like to admit. Also, "Breathtaking overacting", sounds like half of my Netflix queue...

I'M THE KING AH AH AH.

i gotta say, i really want to see this now just for the ridiculous ray liotta scenes.

Luchadeer speaks! :O

this movie just looks retarted

The movie actually wasn't that bad i liked it even though its from Uwe Boll. I think he actually tried on this one but still failed the movie wasn't horrible though but it also wasn't great

wears "The Wizard"