This Ain't No Game: TANG: In The Name of the King

Wow, this was posted late.

Also, I look forward to this TANG

Man, 3 Am Gb. A little late but ill still take it.

Yipes. Just... yipes.

Still, it's better than BLOODRAYNE.

YAY! TANG ftw :D

I'M THE KING! AHAHAHAH!

YES! A new TANG, thank god I can't live without my TANG.

You gave Luchadeer a voice!

Ray Romano-Luchadeer was great and I'll be honest it took a second for me to realize it was added to the movie. I assumed it was a painfully obvious CG deer-man-thing.

As for Ron Perlman's involvement... I heard his response to this inquiry was something along the lines of "My wife likes shoes..."

I'm the king awawawah

o how the mighty have fallen :(

How could you talk mess about Leelee Sobieski girl is troubled has real problems she does http://twitter.com/PicklesHunt

euahahaha

Luchadeer-knight wins.

" You gave Luchadeer a voice! "

I didn't hate this movie...I mean I hated it, but it was probably the best Boll movie.

Also: That guy who looks like Matt Hardy in the bridge crossing scene is in every single Uwe Boll movie...not sure what that means, but it's worth pointing out.

I'm actually pretty impressed with what I've seen here, reminds me of Willows weird badnissity, & certainly surprised at the star power versus my not having heard of it before.

Why, Claire? WHY?! Why a woman I'm in love with since the very day I was born starred in SUCH A PIECE OF DUNG? Ok, Police Academy: Mission to Moscow and The Medallion were already A BIT too much, but fucking UWE BOLL?!

And Ron Perlman?!

God, what the heck this guy uses to convince actors to play in his shit? He tells them he won't make anymore movies if they star in "the last" of them?

I really would like to see a TANG of Bloodrayne.  As long as getting through another Boll movie isn't too  hard on Ryan, poor guy, LOL!

" @AlexMarra said:

" You gave Luchadeer a voice! "

For the record, we had to ADR all Luchadeer's parts in post. We don't give him any lines to avoid having to pay his SAG fees. "

I knew I stayed up till 3 for a reason and that reason was TANG!

What a fucking horrible misuse of acting talent.

Ryan is either sick, or still hung over from the giant bomb anniversary. BTW, been here since how to build a bomb episode 1, would just like to say congratz guys, you turned a small blog, into the largest gaming wiki on the planet..... or at least i think so.

how many bad video game movies are there!!!  man that movie looks pathetic

Yeah, the movie wasn't good.
Lord of the Ring movies are so boring that I couldn't watch more than 40min of each movie. I don't know why people rated those boring movies so high.

Boll admitted that when he is casting a movie he checks the trades and looks for 'name' actors who have had a movie get cancelled. Then he swoops in with a low price and picks them up for cheap, whether they suit the role or not.

I'm not making that up. He said it himself.

Does Ryan purposely wear the same outfit for all TANG videos? 

Finally!

I find this movie entirely offensive...especially since John Rhys-Davies is in it...who was in Lord of the Rings, so it just totally feels outta place and bad considering now i know this film likes to completely rip it off.

" Yeah, the movie wasn't good. Lord of the Ring movies are so boring that I couldn't watch more than 40min of each movie. I don't know why people rated those boring movies so high. "

I have to wonder if everyone showed up to shoot that crappy script and said "Oh crap we forgot to give Jason's character a name. Uhhhhh.... oh he's a farmer right? Go with that."

*Sigh* Now that was some goood TANG. =)

On of the most funny episodes of TANG :D I totally loled at luchadeer :D

lolololololololol.

Finally more tang.

Man, that ending with luchadeer had me laughing hard.

I like Jason Statham as an action actor, but I rather watch The One or Crank again than this.

Jesus, not flying books! And sorry, but is that a Pee Wee Herman impression at the end?

Luchadeer was fantastic!!!!

Tommy V NOOOOOOOOOO

Luchaking

NEVER

LUCHADEER IS AWESOME!

LOL

Needs more TANG

The Luchadeer has spoken! This movie sucked.

"Boll admitted that when he is casting a movie he checks the trades and looks for 'name' actors who have had a movie get cancelled. Then he swoops in with a low price and picks them up for cheap, whether they suit the role or not.I'm not making that up. He said it himself."

Haha loved the end. This movie looks better than Postal.

In pains me to see Ray Liotta in this. The star of one of the best movies ever made reduced to this...

Ray Liotta never over acts. Ray Liotta never acts. Ray Liotta EXISTS.

AHHAHHHHHAHHHHAHHHH